Post by MikeJ on Feb 9, 2012 8:08:02 GMT -8
MCW Warzone Live show
02-8-2012
Live in Oklahoma, OK
Chesapeake Energy Arena
[Show opens up as Mike Johnson is sitting in his office getting ready for the show. He sets up his laptop, and checks his cellphone and looks around for the flatscreen. He walks to it as it comes on and the lights flicker. Mike looks around as the lights go out and come on as he wonders what the hell is going on. He doesn't see Logan Hunter standing in the backdoor when the lights come on. The lights go out and come on as Logan is gone. Mike looks to the door where he was and no one was their. Is Logan stalking Mike Johnson? Show begins in the arena and opens with Deas -vs- Doritos.]
(Opening contest)
Zacky Cross -vs- Styles in a TLC matchup, non title
-Winner: Marcus Styles
*OOC note: Marcus Styles: dark black tights, Zacky is the CM Punk look alike with the hand wrap and facial hair who is referred to as Maverick. Styles is Bad Guy.
(After the commercial break Deas is heading to the ring for his matchup)
Deas saunters to the ring with a puzzled look on his face as Blake is sitting on the top buckle looking at his watch urging Deas to hurry the hell up. Deas cautiously enters and turns a quick glare to the other corner as a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos is in the corner. He turns quickly as Webby, the bottle of Jack Daniels, stands on the ring apron glaring at him. Deas chuckles but he has no clue what is about to get him. Blake hops down and like he was referring a normal matchup with a human facing a bag of chips, and a bottle of JD on the ring apron. Its like he is oblivious to the silliness of this situation. Deas looks around waiting for Ashton Kutcher to come out of nowhere and tell him he just got Punked. No Ashton, just a serious looking Blake. Mike Johnson walks to the ring quickly as he screams into the ring as he puts his hands up to tell Webby to settle down. Him and Webby have had their run arounds in XAW so Mike knows not to provoke the bottle of booze. Mike hops up on the ring apron opposite Webby keeping his distance, that little bottle has beat down many a men. Deas slowly walks to Mike protesting as Blake follows.
*Johnson: Blake! No eating the Doritos, he is human just like the rest of us. And NO ONE touches Webby, he is a future HOFer and deserves some respect even if he is a bottle of Jack Daniels and is looking pretty good right now.
*Blake: Gentlemen, lets get it on! (motions to Cool Ranch as Mike hops down calling for the ring bell)
*Deas: (Scream at Mike and Blake) So we are actually gonna do this? Your serious as hell? Ok then...but I want my World Title shot if I win Mike!
*Johnson: Don't make me send Webby in their you pencil neck geek! Battle!!!
*Blake: (Screams to the fans) BATTLE!!!!! DING DING!
Deas -vs- Doritos Grudge match, no DQ rules.
-Results: Blake being told here by Mike Johnson he is not allowed to place his hands on The Doritos! A strict order from the boss who is standing watch to make sure Blake keeps it fair. Deas is looking confused, and hell he has no reason why he is in this contest as he eyes the bag of chips. Johnson talking prep to the little bag who is confident and ready to fight. Blake calls for the bell as it sounds and Deas slides to the floor as he is arguing with Mike Johnson. MJ has a grin on his face as he glares down Deas who is trying his best to reason with Mike as to why he has to be put in a match like this. Johnson grins and tells him he better go with it, or next week its a ketchup bottle. Deas sigh and hold on Blake just went to pat down the bag of Doritos for weapons, come on its Blake people, and the bag falls out of the ring and hits Deas in the back with a nice top of the bag Randy Savage like falling shot to the back of the head. Deas goes down hard as Mike lumberjacks it and tosses the bag of chips into the ring as it rolls in. Blake gives the count and Deas to his feet pissed and says, "Come on this is stupid!" Deas turns to the ring as Webby the firey little bottle of JD looks him down from the ring apron! Deas pushes the bottle aside as it falls off the ring apron and lands on his foot with a nice headbutt!!! Deas hobbling on his foot as he shakes his head, ok he is pissed as he enters the ring.
The Bag of Doritos looks on in the middle of the ring and Deas runs to stomp the bag, but Blake steps infront of him to far as his motion knocks over the bag of chips on its side and Deas goes head over heels from Blakes trip and the bags Dragon Screw Leg Whip. Deas backs into the corner on his ass as he is not happy and he turns as Webby is up on the ring apron. Deas actually gives a scared look as he rises up and the bag of chips flies through the air and nails Deas with the Salsa Dropkick. Actually Blake wasn't paying attention and almost stepping on the bag of chips moved his foot. Thus the bag got kicked and fell through the air hitting him in the chest. Wait a second, Webby is up on the ring ropes and flies through the air and nails Deas in the head knocking him out for a second. Ok this was actually Blake missing Johnson throwing him the bottle. Mike figured Blake looked a little parched working hard and needed a stiff drink like we all do watching this matchup. Deas is out cold as Blake being Straight Klondike Edge drops the bottle as it was on fire. Webby lands on Deas with a nice bottom of the bottle legdrop. Wait a second the bag of Doritos up on the top rope, Johnson placed it their, and flies through the air. Blake accidently stumbled over Webby and tripped landing across the top rope. The momentum, and Johnson pushing him....lol, causing the bag to fly through the air and Randy Savage like Elbow Smash Deas in the chest. Blake counts with a grin as Deas lays out from Webby taking him down! Blake counts one...two....Johnson is calling for the bell!!! Deas looks pissed, this is just like when Brett got screwed by Vince at Summerslam!!!
*Ring announcer: Winner of this matchup...and new Pimp Champion...Cool Ranch Bag of Doritos!!!
Johnson has pulled a SS screwjob on Deas as Deas flips out and reaches for the bag of Cool Ranch and he is going to tear him open!! Blake to the rescue as he picks up the Original O-Chip Nacho and tosses it at Deas! Nacho Cheese nails Deas in the face as he goes down! Deas is wanting no more of this as he exits the ring, trips on his own feet and goes head first into Webby on the apron who nails the Bourbon Stunner on Deas!!! Deas is out cold and now the fans are tossing small lunch box sized bags of assorted Chips at Deas...Taco, Nacho Cheese, Cool Ranch, Sour Cream and Onion (yuck), Salsa, Blazing Buffalo!!! The little bags are in the hundreds invading the ring area, we told you THEY were coming. Deas is scared shitless as Johnson walks up the ring ramp in a powerwalk and is gone. Deas looking for an escape as he looks to follow Mike and runs right into Blake who is on the ring apron! Blake flies and nails the Standing Headscissors Take Down! Deas staggers as he rises up and Blake locks in the Pineapple Express (Spinning Wheelbarrow Neckbreaker) and drives Deas into the ring ramp!!! Deas is toasted as Blake grabs up Webby by the bottle neck, and the bag of Cool Ranch and heads to the back. Deas is done for the night, he got his ass kicked by a whiskey bottle, a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos and Blake!
(Commercial and random silliness done and now we get to the serious nature of things. Mike enters his office in a good mood as he glares at Logan who is standing in his office.)
*Johnson: Fuck you want Hunter!
*Logan: You damn well know what I want Mike, don't play cute cause you know your not!
*Johnson: (grins) I get it Logan, its Valentines Day and your woman is in a World Title match and your lonely so your like a HS kid asking someone out for the first time. You can ask me but I am sure I'll tell you no lover boy! Your really funny man messing with the lights! I saw you standing in the door way in my cellphone. Funny stuff man!
(Logan gets serious cause he doesn't think its funny Mike wanted to fire him and now Johnson is joking with him)
*Logan: What do you mean I'm funny?
*Johnson: Your story of me trying to fire you (laughs) you know your a funny guy.
*Logan: (serious) You mean the way I talk...
*Johnson: You know your just funny with all this firing talk...the way you tell the story and everything...(stammers)
*Logan: (more serious) Funny how? Tell me...
*Mike Jr: (sitting on the couch hanging out) Logan how up man he just got a little rough ok...
*Logan: (serious tone) Hey yo Junior, he's a big boy he knows what he said. What'd you say Johnson? Funny how...what?
*Mike Sr: (chuckles nervously) your funny...you...
*Logan: Let me understand this maybe I'm a little fucked up maybe almost being fired...funny how like a clown in that I amuse you Johnson? I make you laugh, I'm here to fucken amuse you guys! What do you mean, funny how...how am I funny?
*Johnson: (nervous) Uhhhh...you know, just how you tell the story I tried to fire you...
*Logan: (pissed serious tone) No how do I know...you said I'm funny...how the fuck am I funny Johnson! What the fuck is so funny about me almost being fired! Tell me...
Johnson Sr: (laughs nervously) Get the fuck outta here...
*Logan: (laughs looking at Junior on the couch) I almost had him....you stuttering piss ant! Junior was he hangin'! I wonder about you sometimes Johnson, you almost got me that you didn't try to fire me!
(Johnson laughs as Logan pats Mike on the back like a nice guy and before we know it Mike is on the floor from an RKO! Before Junior can rise up Logan points to him stopping him in his tracks from a kneeling position. Junior sits back down.)
*Logan: We aren't done talking about this Johnson, you hear me! You got some dues to pay for trying to get rid of me the start of the year but I'm here...I'm better then ever and next week we settle some dues up in the ring.
(Logan rises up slowly and adjust his button down the front shirt totally ignoring Junior as he grins)
*Logan: Stay on that couch Junior till I leave or your ass is next! (leaves the room and shuts the door behind him)
[Junior checks on his dad who is layed out from Logan's RKO. It looks like Johnson has some issues with Logan that are going to neat to be scored up soon in the ring.]
[Seperate part of the arena]
Camera cuts to the backstage with a very blocked view. Though, we can hear voices off camera. Voices that sound like they're getting a little frisky.
Stan: What in the hell are we looking at?
Ross: A guard rail and giant concrete post. This looks like it's backstage.
Stan: Thank you genius, I meant why are we looking at it?
Ross: Because it sounds like a camera man is trying to look at a couple doing it. Stan, why do you still have a job here?
Stan: Your guess is as good as mine...
Unfortunately due to the location and the urban environment, only unidentifiable body parts have been seen, like an arm or a leg, but it's clear that no clothing appears to be viewed. Soon, the sounds get a little pornographic and the camera cuts back to Stan and Ross.
Stan: Uhm...
Ross: Err...Back here at the commentators box and...wow, right Stan?
Stan: Yeah, it appears the camera crew caught a couple not willing to wait to a private place.
Ross: Hey, love strikes anywhere, anytime.
Stan: You mean lust.
Ross: Same diff.
Draka -vs- Vlad in a standard matchup. Vlad wins he is in the Main Event World Title match at Road to Redemption.
-Winner: Draka by pinfall
We cut to the lower parts of Chesapeake Energy Arena, near the boiler room. The lights are kept off and night vision green fills the screen. Standing in front of the camera is MCW's lead investigator Josh McEdwin with his flashlight pointing at the floor.
"Hi everyone, Josh McEdwin here reporting for the very first Rio Report. I'm standing here live in the basement of the Chesapeake Energy Arena and am going into the boiler room too try to find signs of former Extreme Champion Riozhu. The Grim-Angel was last seen in the summer of last year, donning the name 'Chaos.' He dyed his hair black, grew it out a little more to change his image. However, it didn't last long as he's mysteriously disappeared, seemingly off the planet. Now I know most of you have seen him in our past shows, before the new year. Last we did see him was seeing first row in one of our Warzone card, but vanished as quickly as he was seen. I'm here to find him and bring him back to the wrestling world, where his fan are awaiting him."
Josh points his flashlight ahead of him and begins to walk to the boiler room, the camera follows.
"Now, I've done Ghost reporting so I'm a little used to noises and such. So instead of running away, I'll be looking into what made these noises. Now, upon entering the boiler room, I can tell you now that it's small."
A loud clanging noise cuts him off and they freeze in place, Josh begins to speak a little quieter.
"Alright, I haven't even entered the room and already there are sounds of activity in here. I'm going to go inside and look around. Now, I know it sounded like a metal pipe just fell, but with us being the only people down here and no rumbling or air moving, there shouldn't be anything moving but, well, us."
Josh slowly makes his way into the boiler room, pointing his light on the machinery in the room to examine it.
"Everything seems to be in place..."
Josh notices a pipe has actually fallen to the concrete ground. He picks it up to get a closer look, figuring it's used for maintenance.
"I've found the pipe that dropped. Still don't know how it could've fell. I'm going to keep looking inside."
Josh keeps the pipe in hand and continues in, his pace is very slow to keep caution. Jolting steam from the machines startles him a little, almost making him drop his pipe. Josh looks back to the camera man with a smile, to signify that he was pretty startled before Josh is suddenly laid out on the floor. The camera man jumps, drops the camera and bolts out of the room. The camera, now on its side, is still facing Josh who is still on his back. The sound of footsteps slowly get closer before a shoe steps in front of the lens. Josh's face is still viewed, we see him look to the figure standing over him and try to make out who it is. The figure reaches down and takes a hold of the camera that was dropped. Sounds of shuffling fill the on-board mic before the figure steadies it, pointing it at Josh.
"Are you Riozhu?"
The figure then turns his the camera around and we see the figures neck as he examines the camera. The figure then lifts the camera up to expose his face, showing it's the Grim-Angel himself. The crowd begins to cheer a little, seeing his face before seeing that the camera is lowered and placed on Josh's chest. Josh makes a soft, fearful sound when he feels the camera get places on his chest before Rio walks away. Josh quickly readies the camera and points it at Rio walking away. Rio stops, looks back at Josh again before vanishing out of the room.
"Henry?"
Josh calls to his camera man, but no one answers. He then gets to his feet and stands, looking around the room with the camera.
"If this thing is still on and live; Ladies and Gentleman, I have made contact. Riozhu is still with us. I'm hoping soon I can get into a lit room for an interview. This is Josh McEdwin, signing off for now."
The camera cuts back to the arena, Stan and Ross seem almost dumbfounded.
Stan: Well...Ladies and Gentleman, it appears Rio is still with us.
Ross: I'm not gonna lie, I thought that guy was dead. Again.
Stan: Ross, he's very much alive and seems to be joining the MCW roster as we travel, but still hasn't booked any matches.
Ross: Well, according to the roster list, he's still currently inactive. Mike Johnson still hasn't had any contract signings with him in the new year, he may not ever return!
Stan: Well, lets not count our chickens before they're hatched and lets get on with our next match!
(Cut to the backstage as Johnson is holding an ice pack on his neck as he is limping around the medics room as Junior and Tina enter. Mike is not happy as he tosses the bag of ice into the table and glares at them with anger in his face)
*Johnson: That bastard Logan! Someone has to pay for this...someone has to pay! (looks to Junior) You run out their and tell that match announcer this next matchup with Said and X for the TV Title is an inferno matchup!
*Junior: Dad we don't have time or resources to set this match up, and plus it might be illegal to the fire code...
*Johnson Sr: I don't care if we send everyone to hell or you have to set the ring on fire yourself, get it done! Besides the local fire marshall owes me a favor, I got a local hottie model to do him some favors!
*Tina: Mike you want to mess with X or Said like this? X has been good leaving us alone lately.
*MJ Sr: I don't care about X! All he put me through he deserves to be set on fire! As for Said, he wants to be a big player in this world he better carry him a bottle of water in this match cause its going to get really hot in their!!! Get it done!
(Johnson storms off looking for someone to punish for Logans actions)
Said -vs- X- Inferno Match for the TV Title
-Winner: Said after setting X on fire, retains the belt.
Main Event:
Blake -vs- Clea standard cage matchup, NO DQ rules!
-This contest set to begin and for the first time in a long time we see that Blake is a little bit on the worried side as he eyes the cage and turns as Clea kneels in the corner like a cat ready to pounce on a unsuspecting mouse. She rises slowly as his hands shoot up telling her to hold on as she gives him a toothy grin. Blake stops her advances as he stretches just a touch. He does a nice overhand wrist stretch, he then shoots it into a back bending stretch, and then touches his toes. He rises up to finish and is dropkicked into the chest with a fury. He scatters to the floor trying to hide as he wonders the floor and Clea giving chase. Blake now being chased as he quickly moves around the ring. She gives chase as he enters the ring and looks around for her. She slinks in behind him, kneeling at his back as he turns and sharp uppercut to the jaw jacks him. Blake down as he crawls to the corner as she walks to him quickly, she picks him up by the hair and Stinger DDT Reverse Style into the ring mat. She pins as the referee counts one...two...thrr...Blake escaped! He scurries up the cage trying to escape as she lets him get a little false hope. Clea runs up the ring buckle and flying spears takes him down as he hangs by one leg from the cage. He is trapped as Clea recovers on the floor as she shakes the cobwebs. She looks up at Blake trapped like a fly in a web. She grins and climbs up to his side and Sheamus like clubbing blows to his chest and his leg is trapped! Nikki is out to the ring on the outside as she is trying to help free him but Blake telling her not to do that! Clea just laughs and sits on the top buckle as she watches this unfold. Nikki is trying to free his leg and Blake is screaming for her to stop. "I'll save you Blake just chill I'm here to help out!" Blake is frantic as he is trapped and Clea grins kicking the cage siding to get Nikki even more in a hurry. She finally frees him as we hear a funny scream and Blake disappears to the side of the ring landing on his head! Clea can't help but laugh as Nikki gives a whooooopsy look! Blake slowly rises as he is groggy and Clea pounces.
She runs off the ring apon and nails the flying flip dive sending him into the cage. Her anger and rage kicks in as she sends him head first into the cage but Blake fires back. He grabs her by the hair and flips her over his head to the floor and a kick to the back! Blake drags her up, DDT on the ring steps as he looks under the ring for a weapon and disappears under the ring!!! Clea slowly up as she looks around for him and the referee motions under the ring. Clea quickly enters the ring with the chair in hand as this sneaky Blake trying to secure a win. He pops his head out slowly from under the ring as Clea scampers around looking for him. Blake grins looking at the opening of the cage door when a female screech calls out, "Blake get the door!" Blake shakes his head and laughs knowing what is coming next. He looks up as Clea flies from the top buckle and chairshots him to the back!!! Clea laughs as she picks him up and sends him into the side of the cage again!! Clea opens the door and she is out as she wins this contest. She runs off Nikki who runs around the cage and meets Blake is just trying to get out of this monstrousity of a cage. They rush off through the fans arguing as Clea stands with her back to the entrance.
She better watch out as Scarface sneaks from the back around the ring ramp. She turns and he nails her in the head with the blackjack in the back of the head. Face is wearing her out as he grabs her by the hair and slams the punches in bunches to her head. He takes off running with her on the ramp and launches her running into the cage!!! She bounces off as he jams her between his legs, picks her up in the powerbomb and carries her into the ring! He enters the still caged ring and she in the powerbomb takes it hard into the ring mat!!! Face setting up the chair jamming it into the ring corner. He locks the cage door as he pulls out the black leather load glove and puts it on. She rises and sharp punches to the jaw and a huge clothesline as he works her over. She is hurt big time as he grabs her by the back of the ring tights, turns her around and head first into the ring chair jammed into the ring corner!!! The shot shook the ring as Face is not done just yet. He sets up the tables double stack and sits her on the top buckle. He lays five punches to her jaw with the glove and hops up as he positions the powerbomb! He sets it up and sends her through the double stack table...CRASHHHH BOOOOM!!! She is done as Face whips his hair back and grins as he unlocks the cage and walks up the ring ramp. He eyes his handy work and she is toasted, what a beating!!! Face screams at her, "We just begun to play Clea...we just begun to play!" He jumps over the barrier quickly just as Vlad clears the other side of the ring and hits the cage to get her back. He looks on as Face shrugs and laughs pulling the bloody black leather glove off and back pedals into the darkness. Vlad checks on Clea who is hurt but she'll live, most people taking a beating like that wouldn't she is lucky! Face had a reason to strike, and he did....to be continued!!!
END OF SHOW
02-8-2012
Live in Oklahoma, OK
Chesapeake Energy Arena
[Show opens up as Mike Johnson is sitting in his office getting ready for the show. He sets up his laptop, and checks his cellphone and looks around for the flatscreen. He walks to it as it comes on and the lights flicker. Mike looks around as the lights go out and come on as he wonders what the hell is going on. He doesn't see Logan Hunter standing in the backdoor when the lights come on. The lights go out and come on as Logan is gone. Mike looks to the door where he was and no one was their. Is Logan stalking Mike Johnson? Show begins in the arena and opens with Deas -vs- Doritos.]
(Opening contest)
Zacky Cross -vs- Styles in a TLC matchup, non title
-Winner: Marcus Styles
*OOC note: Marcus Styles: dark black tights, Zacky is the CM Punk look alike with the hand wrap and facial hair who is referred to as Maverick. Styles is Bad Guy.
(After the commercial break Deas is heading to the ring for his matchup)
Deas saunters to the ring with a puzzled look on his face as Blake is sitting on the top buckle looking at his watch urging Deas to hurry the hell up. Deas cautiously enters and turns a quick glare to the other corner as a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos is in the corner. He turns quickly as Webby, the bottle of Jack Daniels, stands on the ring apron glaring at him. Deas chuckles but he has no clue what is about to get him. Blake hops down and like he was referring a normal matchup with a human facing a bag of chips, and a bottle of JD on the ring apron. Its like he is oblivious to the silliness of this situation. Deas looks around waiting for Ashton Kutcher to come out of nowhere and tell him he just got Punked. No Ashton, just a serious looking Blake. Mike Johnson walks to the ring quickly as he screams into the ring as he puts his hands up to tell Webby to settle down. Him and Webby have had their run arounds in XAW so Mike knows not to provoke the bottle of booze. Mike hops up on the ring apron opposite Webby keeping his distance, that little bottle has beat down many a men. Deas slowly walks to Mike protesting as Blake follows.
*Johnson: Blake! No eating the Doritos, he is human just like the rest of us. And NO ONE touches Webby, he is a future HOFer and deserves some respect even if he is a bottle of Jack Daniels and is looking pretty good right now.
*Blake: Gentlemen, lets get it on! (motions to Cool Ranch as Mike hops down calling for the ring bell)
*Deas: (Scream at Mike and Blake) So we are actually gonna do this? Your serious as hell? Ok then...but I want my World Title shot if I win Mike!
*Johnson: Don't make me send Webby in their you pencil neck geek! Battle!!!
*Blake: (Screams to the fans) BATTLE!!!!! DING DING!
Deas -vs- Doritos Grudge match, no DQ rules.
-Results: Blake being told here by Mike Johnson he is not allowed to place his hands on The Doritos! A strict order from the boss who is standing watch to make sure Blake keeps it fair. Deas is looking confused, and hell he has no reason why he is in this contest as he eyes the bag of chips. Johnson talking prep to the little bag who is confident and ready to fight. Blake calls for the bell as it sounds and Deas slides to the floor as he is arguing with Mike Johnson. MJ has a grin on his face as he glares down Deas who is trying his best to reason with Mike as to why he has to be put in a match like this. Johnson grins and tells him he better go with it, or next week its a ketchup bottle. Deas sigh and hold on Blake just went to pat down the bag of Doritos for weapons, come on its Blake people, and the bag falls out of the ring and hits Deas in the back with a nice top of the bag Randy Savage like falling shot to the back of the head. Deas goes down hard as Mike lumberjacks it and tosses the bag of chips into the ring as it rolls in. Blake gives the count and Deas to his feet pissed and says, "Come on this is stupid!" Deas turns to the ring as Webby the firey little bottle of JD looks him down from the ring apron! Deas pushes the bottle aside as it falls off the ring apron and lands on his foot with a nice headbutt!!! Deas hobbling on his foot as he shakes his head, ok he is pissed as he enters the ring.
The Bag of Doritos looks on in the middle of the ring and Deas runs to stomp the bag, but Blake steps infront of him to far as his motion knocks over the bag of chips on its side and Deas goes head over heels from Blakes trip and the bags Dragon Screw Leg Whip. Deas backs into the corner on his ass as he is not happy and he turns as Webby is up on the ring apron. Deas actually gives a scared look as he rises up and the bag of chips flies through the air and nails Deas with the Salsa Dropkick. Actually Blake wasn't paying attention and almost stepping on the bag of chips moved his foot. Thus the bag got kicked and fell through the air hitting him in the chest. Wait a second, Webby is up on the ring ropes and flies through the air and nails Deas in the head knocking him out for a second. Ok this was actually Blake missing Johnson throwing him the bottle. Mike figured Blake looked a little parched working hard and needed a stiff drink like we all do watching this matchup. Deas is out cold as Blake being Straight Klondike Edge drops the bottle as it was on fire. Webby lands on Deas with a nice bottom of the bottle legdrop. Wait a second the bag of Doritos up on the top rope, Johnson placed it their, and flies through the air. Blake accidently stumbled over Webby and tripped landing across the top rope. The momentum, and Johnson pushing him....lol, causing the bag to fly through the air and Randy Savage like Elbow Smash Deas in the chest. Blake counts with a grin as Deas lays out from Webby taking him down! Blake counts one...two....Johnson is calling for the bell!!! Deas looks pissed, this is just like when Brett got screwed by Vince at Summerslam!!!
*Ring announcer: Winner of this matchup...and new Pimp Champion...Cool Ranch Bag of Doritos!!!
Johnson has pulled a SS screwjob on Deas as Deas flips out and reaches for the bag of Cool Ranch and he is going to tear him open!! Blake to the rescue as he picks up the Original O-Chip Nacho and tosses it at Deas! Nacho Cheese nails Deas in the face as he goes down! Deas is wanting no more of this as he exits the ring, trips on his own feet and goes head first into Webby on the apron who nails the Bourbon Stunner on Deas!!! Deas is out cold and now the fans are tossing small lunch box sized bags of assorted Chips at Deas...Taco, Nacho Cheese, Cool Ranch, Sour Cream and Onion (yuck), Salsa, Blazing Buffalo!!! The little bags are in the hundreds invading the ring area, we told you THEY were coming. Deas is scared shitless as Johnson walks up the ring ramp in a powerwalk and is gone. Deas looking for an escape as he looks to follow Mike and runs right into Blake who is on the ring apron! Blake flies and nails the Standing Headscissors Take Down! Deas staggers as he rises up and Blake locks in the Pineapple Express (Spinning Wheelbarrow Neckbreaker) and drives Deas into the ring ramp!!! Deas is toasted as Blake grabs up Webby by the bottle neck, and the bag of Cool Ranch and heads to the back. Deas is done for the night, he got his ass kicked by a whiskey bottle, a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos and Blake!
(Commercial and random silliness done and now we get to the serious nature of things. Mike enters his office in a good mood as he glares at Logan who is standing in his office.)
*Johnson: Fuck you want Hunter!
*Logan: You damn well know what I want Mike, don't play cute cause you know your not!
*Johnson: (grins) I get it Logan, its Valentines Day and your woman is in a World Title match and your lonely so your like a HS kid asking someone out for the first time. You can ask me but I am sure I'll tell you no lover boy! Your really funny man messing with the lights! I saw you standing in the door way in my cellphone. Funny stuff man!
(Logan gets serious cause he doesn't think its funny Mike wanted to fire him and now Johnson is joking with him)
*Logan: What do you mean I'm funny?
*Johnson: Your story of me trying to fire you (laughs) you know your a funny guy.
*Logan: (serious) You mean the way I talk...
*Johnson: You know your just funny with all this firing talk...the way you tell the story and everything...(stammers)
*Logan: (more serious) Funny how? Tell me...
*Mike Jr: (sitting on the couch hanging out) Logan how up man he just got a little rough ok...
*Logan: (serious tone) Hey yo Junior, he's a big boy he knows what he said. What'd you say Johnson? Funny how...what?
*Mike Sr: (chuckles nervously) your funny...you...
*Logan: Let me understand this maybe I'm a little fucked up maybe almost being fired...funny how like a clown in that I amuse you Johnson? I make you laugh, I'm here to fucken amuse you guys! What do you mean, funny how...how am I funny?
*Johnson: (nervous) Uhhhh...you know, just how you tell the story I tried to fire you...
*Logan: (pissed serious tone) No how do I know...you said I'm funny...how the fuck am I funny Johnson! What the fuck is so funny about me almost being fired! Tell me...
Johnson Sr: (laughs nervously) Get the fuck outta here...
*Logan: (laughs looking at Junior on the couch) I almost had him....you stuttering piss ant! Junior was he hangin'! I wonder about you sometimes Johnson, you almost got me that you didn't try to fire me!
(Johnson laughs as Logan pats Mike on the back like a nice guy and before we know it Mike is on the floor from an RKO! Before Junior can rise up Logan points to him stopping him in his tracks from a kneeling position. Junior sits back down.)
*Logan: We aren't done talking about this Johnson, you hear me! You got some dues to pay for trying to get rid of me the start of the year but I'm here...I'm better then ever and next week we settle some dues up in the ring.
(Logan rises up slowly and adjust his button down the front shirt totally ignoring Junior as he grins)
*Logan: Stay on that couch Junior till I leave or your ass is next! (leaves the room and shuts the door behind him)
[Junior checks on his dad who is layed out from Logan's RKO. It looks like Johnson has some issues with Logan that are going to neat to be scored up soon in the ring.]
[Seperate part of the arena]
Camera cuts to the backstage with a very blocked view. Though, we can hear voices off camera. Voices that sound like they're getting a little frisky.
Stan: What in the hell are we looking at?
Ross: A guard rail and giant concrete post. This looks like it's backstage.
Stan: Thank you genius, I meant why are we looking at it?
Ross: Because it sounds like a camera man is trying to look at a couple doing it. Stan, why do you still have a job here?
Stan: Your guess is as good as mine...
Unfortunately due to the location and the urban environment, only unidentifiable body parts have been seen, like an arm or a leg, but it's clear that no clothing appears to be viewed. Soon, the sounds get a little pornographic and the camera cuts back to Stan and Ross.
Stan: Uhm...
Ross: Err...Back here at the commentators box and...wow, right Stan?
Stan: Yeah, it appears the camera crew caught a couple not willing to wait to a private place.
Ross: Hey, love strikes anywhere, anytime.
Stan: You mean lust.
Ross: Same diff.
Draka -vs- Vlad in a standard matchup. Vlad wins he is in the Main Event World Title match at Road to Redemption.
-Winner: Draka by pinfall
We cut to the lower parts of Chesapeake Energy Arena, near the boiler room. The lights are kept off and night vision green fills the screen. Standing in front of the camera is MCW's lead investigator Josh McEdwin with his flashlight pointing at the floor.
"Hi everyone, Josh McEdwin here reporting for the very first Rio Report. I'm standing here live in the basement of the Chesapeake Energy Arena and am going into the boiler room too try to find signs of former Extreme Champion Riozhu. The Grim-Angel was last seen in the summer of last year, donning the name 'Chaos.' He dyed his hair black, grew it out a little more to change his image. However, it didn't last long as he's mysteriously disappeared, seemingly off the planet. Now I know most of you have seen him in our past shows, before the new year. Last we did see him was seeing first row in one of our Warzone card, but vanished as quickly as he was seen. I'm here to find him and bring him back to the wrestling world, where his fan are awaiting him."
Josh points his flashlight ahead of him and begins to walk to the boiler room, the camera follows.
"Now, I've done Ghost reporting so I'm a little used to noises and such. So instead of running away, I'll be looking into what made these noises. Now, upon entering the boiler room, I can tell you now that it's small."
A loud clanging noise cuts him off and they freeze in place, Josh begins to speak a little quieter.
"Alright, I haven't even entered the room and already there are sounds of activity in here. I'm going to go inside and look around. Now, I know it sounded like a metal pipe just fell, but with us being the only people down here and no rumbling or air moving, there shouldn't be anything moving but, well, us."
Josh slowly makes his way into the boiler room, pointing his light on the machinery in the room to examine it.
"Everything seems to be in place..."
Josh notices a pipe has actually fallen to the concrete ground. He picks it up to get a closer look, figuring it's used for maintenance.
"I've found the pipe that dropped. Still don't know how it could've fell. I'm going to keep looking inside."
Josh keeps the pipe in hand and continues in, his pace is very slow to keep caution. Jolting steam from the machines startles him a little, almost making him drop his pipe. Josh looks back to the camera man with a smile, to signify that he was pretty startled before Josh is suddenly laid out on the floor. The camera man jumps, drops the camera and bolts out of the room. The camera, now on its side, is still facing Josh who is still on his back. The sound of footsteps slowly get closer before a shoe steps in front of the lens. Josh's face is still viewed, we see him look to the figure standing over him and try to make out who it is. The figure reaches down and takes a hold of the camera that was dropped. Sounds of shuffling fill the on-board mic before the figure steadies it, pointing it at Josh.
"Are you Riozhu?"
The figure then turns his the camera around and we see the figures neck as he examines the camera. The figure then lifts the camera up to expose his face, showing it's the Grim-Angel himself. The crowd begins to cheer a little, seeing his face before seeing that the camera is lowered and placed on Josh's chest. Josh makes a soft, fearful sound when he feels the camera get places on his chest before Rio walks away. Josh quickly readies the camera and points it at Rio walking away. Rio stops, looks back at Josh again before vanishing out of the room.
"Henry?"
Josh calls to his camera man, but no one answers. He then gets to his feet and stands, looking around the room with the camera.
"If this thing is still on and live; Ladies and Gentleman, I have made contact. Riozhu is still with us. I'm hoping soon I can get into a lit room for an interview. This is Josh McEdwin, signing off for now."
The camera cuts back to the arena, Stan and Ross seem almost dumbfounded.
Stan: Well...Ladies and Gentleman, it appears Rio is still with us.
Ross: I'm not gonna lie, I thought that guy was dead. Again.
Stan: Ross, he's very much alive and seems to be joining the MCW roster as we travel, but still hasn't booked any matches.
Ross: Well, according to the roster list, he's still currently inactive. Mike Johnson still hasn't had any contract signings with him in the new year, he may not ever return!
Stan: Well, lets not count our chickens before they're hatched and lets get on with our next match!
(Cut to the backstage as Johnson is holding an ice pack on his neck as he is limping around the medics room as Junior and Tina enter. Mike is not happy as he tosses the bag of ice into the table and glares at them with anger in his face)
*Johnson: That bastard Logan! Someone has to pay for this...someone has to pay! (looks to Junior) You run out their and tell that match announcer this next matchup with Said and X for the TV Title is an inferno matchup!
*Junior: Dad we don't have time or resources to set this match up, and plus it might be illegal to the fire code...
*Johnson Sr: I don't care if we send everyone to hell or you have to set the ring on fire yourself, get it done! Besides the local fire marshall owes me a favor, I got a local hottie model to do him some favors!
*Tina: Mike you want to mess with X or Said like this? X has been good leaving us alone lately.
*MJ Sr: I don't care about X! All he put me through he deserves to be set on fire! As for Said, he wants to be a big player in this world he better carry him a bottle of water in this match cause its going to get really hot in their!!! Get it done!
(Johnson storms off looking for someone to punish for Logans actions)
Said -vs- X- Inferno Match for the TV Title
-Winner: Said after setting X on fire, retains the belt.
Main Event:
Blake -vs- Clea standard cage matchup, NO DQ rules!
-This contest set to begin and for the first time in a long time we see that Blake is a little bit on the worried side as he eyes the cage and turns as Clea kneels in the corner like a cat ready to pounce on a unsuspecting mouse. She rises slowly as his hands shoot up telling her to hold on as she gives him a toothy grin. Blake stops her advances as he stretches just a touch. He does a nice overhand wrist stretch, he then shoots it into a back bending stretch, and then touches his toes. He rises up to finish and is dropkicked into the chest with a fury. He scatters to the floor trying to hide as he wonders the floor and Clea giving chase. Blake now being chased as he quickly moves around the ring. She gives chase as he enters the ring and looks around for her. She slinks in behind him, kneeling at his back as he turns and sharp uppercut to the jaw jacks him. Blake down as he crawls to the corner as she walks to him quickly, she picks him up by the hair and Stinger DDT Reverse Style into the ring mat. She pins as the referee counts one...two...thrr...Blake escaped! He scurries up the cage trying to escape as she lets him get a little false hope. Clea runs up the ring buckle and flying spears takes him down as he hangs by one leg from the cage. He is trapped as Clea recovers on the floor as she shakes the cobwebs. She looks up at Blake trapped like a fly in a web. She grins and climbs up to his side and Sheamus like clubbing blows to his chest and his leg is trapped! Nikki is out to the ring on the outside as she is trying to help free him but Blake telling her not to do that! Clea just laughs and sits on the top buckle as she watches this unfold. Nikki is trying to free his leg and Blake is screaming for her to stop. "I'll save you Blake just chill I'm here to help out!" Blake is frantic as he is trapped and Clea grins kicking the cage siding to get Nikki even more in a hurry. She finally frees him as we hear a funny scream and Blake disappears to the side of the ring landing on his head! Clea can't help but laugh as Nikki gives a whooooopsy look! Blake slowly rises as he is groggy and Clea pounces.
She runs off the ring apon and nails the flying flip dive sending him into the cage. Her anger and rage kicks in as she sends him head first into the cage but Blake fires back. He grabs her by the hair and flips her over his head to the floor and a kick to the back! Blake drags her up, DDT on the ring steps as he looks under the ring for a weapon and disappears under the ring!!! Clea slowly up as she looks around for him and the referee motions under the ring. Clea quickly enters the ring with the chair in hand as this sneaky Blake trying to secure a win. He pops his head out slowly from under the ring as Clea scampers around looking for him. Blake grins looking at the opening of the cage door when a female screech calls out, "Blake get the door!" Blake shakes his head and laughs knowing what is coming next. He looks up as Clea flies from the top buckle and chairshots him to the back!!! Clea laughs as she picks him up and sends him into the side of the cage again!! Clea opens the door and she is out as she wins this contest. She runs off Nikki who runs around the cage and meets Blake is just trying to get out of this monstrousity of a cage. They rush off through the fans arguing as Clea stands with her back to the entrance.
She better watch out as Scarface sneaks from the back around the ring ramp. She turns and he nails her in the head with the blackjack in the back of the head. Face is wearing her out as he grabs her by the hair and slams the punches in bunches to her head. He takes off running with her on the ramp and launches her running into the cage!!! She bounces off as he jams her between his legs, picks her up in the powerbomb and carries her into the ring! He enters the still caged ring and she in the powerbomb takes it hard into the ring mat!!! Face setting up the chair jamming it into the ring corner. He locks the cage door as he pulls out the black leather load glove and puts it on. She rises and sharp punches to the jaw and a huge clothesline as he works her over. She is hurt big time as he grabs her by the back of the ring tights, turns her around and head first into the ring chair jammed into the ring corner!!! The shot shook the ring as Face is not done just yet. He sets up the tables double stack and sits her on the top buckle. He lays five punches to her jaw with the glove and hops up as he positions the powerbomb! He sets it up and sends her through the double stack table...CRASHHHH BOOOOM!!! She is done as Face whips his hair back and grins as he unlocks the cage and walks up the ring ramp. He eyes his handy work and she is toasted, what a beating!!! Face screams at her, "We just begun to play Clea...we just begun to play!" He jumps over the barrier quickly just as Vlad clears the other side of the ring and hits the cage to get her back. He looks on as Face shrugs and laughs pulling the bloody black leather glove off and back pedals into the darkness. Vlad checks on Clea who is hurt but she'll live, most people taking a beating like that wouldn't she is lucky! Face had a reason to strike, and he did....to be continued!!!
END OF SHOW