Post by MikeJ on Dec 3, 2011 0:03:37 GMT -8
Warzone Live Show
Live in Osaka, Japan
Osaka-Jo Hall
12-02-2011
(Show opens up as we are live here in Osaka, Japan for a special Monday Warzone. We pan the crowd as the fans of the Orient are ready to for some great action. We do a quick viewtron showing of the MCW superstars earlier signing autographs at a special meet and greet at the arena this afternoon. The biggest draw of course is Saidogai, the local hero, who has come home to Japan. A couple of out of place US fans who I guess live here in Japan dressed in Star Wars shirts and look like they live in their parents basements get Deas autographs. Payton is rushed shockingly by a mob of Japanese girls who are trying to mimic her cool image. We see The Fallen and Nyla at their own little booth section with a handful of fans, and at his own table with the more mature-hotter female fans is Marc Styles who is writing his number on a few of the autograph books with a wink. Everyone is having a good time, and before we close it out Deas rushes by the camera with security. He runs to the parking lot as his Ballistic Airship is under attack by some local elders who are freaking out screaming about the occupation coming for Japan. All is fun and we are back i nthe Osaka-Jo Hall as the card is ready to start.
The sounds of the MCW offical theme songs Andrew W.K.- Party Hard plays showing the viewtron opening video montage of the MCW superstars and the pyro goes off. The Japanese fans are already having a good time moshing and going crazy. Shockingly a stage pops out of the side of the backdrop on the entrance. Andrew W.K. is up on stage signing the song himself live! The fans are loving this as Mike Johnson walks out from the back in his Adidas wind pants with the white stripe, sun glasses and old school Mike Johnson XAW shirt as he moves to the ring and stops to do the air guitar. He grins and runs, rolls into the ring and the fans actually go crazy. The camera pans the audience as we see special guest here tonight the ghost of Michael Jackson who waves but no one sees him, the Dropkick Murphy's and Floggy Molly special fed bands who tour with us for some reason. We see the king of Japanese wrestling Big Van Vader dressed in whatever the hell he wants, he is big enough to wear whatever the hell he wants. He waves to the camera, still wearing that mask making us wonder if he washes that thing...ewww! Mike Johnson hops down from the ring and walks to Vader and they do an awkward gangster like handshake as Mike bows to him. He turns and rolls into the ring as W.K ends his song and the fans are cheering like mad crazy. This has also been Mike Johnson's favorite country to train in over his career in Japanese wrestling and martial arts so the fans know him.)
*Mike Johnson: Japan!!!!!!!!!! My favorite country, well next to Ireland (nods to Dropkick Murphys and Flogging Molly), we are happy all of us in MCW to be back here in this awesome country!!!
*Fans: We want Saidogai! We want Saidogai!
*Mike Johnson: I know and he will be out here tonight, just keep the roof on the building! I wanted to come out here and just address someone really quick. Bryan Deas...(fans boo him loudly), yes that guy...Deas I want you to know that I got nothing against you buddy but you need to earn your title shots bro! My dude, you need to own up to your shit and start showing us what you got! I mean your like a diamond that is lost in a shit mud pit. (grins) Your a diamond but till someone finds out what your worth, your still shit!
*Fans: Deas is the shit! Deas is the shit! Deas is the shit!
*Johnson: (laughs) You liked that as well huh Vader, thought you would. Fans I want so say have a fun night...
(That ragged old Deas music hits and the now white skinned and orange haired Deas walks out to a shot of boos. He screams at the fans and runs to the ring rolling in. He stands towering over Johnson who has this kendostick of barbed wire over his shoulder as Deas rips the microphone from his hand. Mike holds off braining him since he needs him in a match tonight)
*Deas: Shit huh? I break my ass for this company and you call me shit...how about tonight I take your golden boy Styles and maybe break something on him!
*Johnson: (shouts to Deas) Marcus can handle himself big man you worry about achieving your own shit head....
*Fans: Deas is the shit! Deas is the shit!
*Fans to the east: Deas is DOG! Deas is DOG!
*Fans to the west: Shithead! Shithead! Shithead!
*Johnson: Wake up call bro...you need to get your act together...(pointing Deas in the chest with his finger up in his face)
(Deas face palms MJ's face and shoves him into the ring corner and rains down an Austin Mudhole stomp on him as the fans boo. Deas steps back beating his chest but he doesn't notice the king of Japanese wrestling Big Van Vader who slowly enters the ring snorting and bucking behind him. Deas stops as he slowly turns his hands high in the air as Vader gives him the crazy eyes. Johnson blindsides Deas from behind with the Kendostick right into Vader who grabs up Deas and nails a Mark Henry like WS Slam into the ring mat. Johnson quickly rolls to the floor knowing when Vader is on a roll in the ring you don't get near him, he is like an out of control cannon ball. Mike slowly walks to the back as Vader hops up on the top rope and gives Deas the Vader Bomb! The fans explode as Vader throws up the V's on his hands and grins as he exits the ring and heads to the back with Johnson. Deas is left in a massive heap)
[Announcers set]
*Stan: Fans what a way to kick off our Japanese tour with Deas getting manhandled by the manhandler himself...Van Vader!
*Ross: We might need a shovel to scrape that pile out of the ring, wow!
*Stan: Vader and Mike go way back, we know Johnson to be a HUGE Vader fans...he's still waiting for the box set mind you, and this was probably huge deal for him!
*Ross: One way we know Mike won't get jumped in a club for spouting off to someone is that he has Vader and a whole slew of Japanese wrestlers at his side. (laughs)
*Stan: And Johnson likes to start bar fights, and Vader likes to finish them...perfect team! Fans this isn't a Vader tribute show, but we do have some great matches and look at this....Deas and Styles to kick it off! (laughs) We'll be right back after this commercial break fans as Deas is still layed out.
(Commercial break shows our next event in the middle of December which is our Core Award show featuring a roster battle royal in a shopping mall to determine who will face Payton for the World Title at the end of January's PPV! If she wins though, she get a match at PPV but it will be non-title! A commercial for MCW's newest game Hardcore Tour '12 coming out in March, back to action)
[Announcers set]
*Stan: Have they got that lump of nothing off the ring mat, get him up it was only a Vader Bomb! We on the air now? Oh shit...
*Ross: Real professional, and their is Headstrong as out comes Styles and this has to be a cake walk for him!
*Stan: Deas is out, Styles is holding a folding lawn chair and why is the referee got a beer in his hand...what is going on here tonight?
*Ross: We are not in the states Stan, no regular Pro Wrestling rules man! We can swear cause the Japanese fans a good percent of them don't understand what the FUCK we are saying. We can drink American beer, I'm gonna move here!
*Stan: I wish you would, thanks for telling me we were on the air dipshit!
*Ross: Now your getting into the spirit of it Stan, you wana do some shots of Jack while we wait for Deas?
*Stan: That might not be a bad idea, he might be out for a while! (laughs)
'Headstrong' by Trapt begins to play over the speakers, the lights along the rampway and the stage by the curtains begin to flicker though various colors. Marc Styles rushes out through the curtains, lifting his arms to the roar of the crowd before running down the rampway to slides into the ring. He jumps to his feet and moves to the ropes along the entryway side. He steps onto the bottom rope, grabbing the top rope, bouncing it as he shouts to the crowd to spur them on, using the momentum to launch himself up into the air a bit, twisting around to land on his feet facing the center of the ring, swinging his arms. He walks to Deas still face down in the middle of the corner and grins eyeing him down like he was dead.
Match #1: Styles =vs= Deas: if Deas wins he gets his rematch for the TV Title against Said. This match will be a TLC NO DQ matchup
-Results: Styles shakes his head and pushes Deas to the floor with his feet and heads to the ring floor. He takes a lawn chair from under the ring and sits down in the middle of the ring. He relaxes and is handed a beer by oddly the referee who tells him to take a break for a second as he checks on Deas. Styles sits back in his ring gear waiting on Deas enjoying a cold beer. The fans are getting fired up as Styles looks around as he sighs and exits the chair. Deas slowly rises up wobbly around the ring apron as Styles walks to him. He looks down at him and pours the beer on his head as we see the steam rising off Deas head. Styles runs past the lawnchair as Deas enters the ring and chases him into the ring ropes! Styles grabs the chair as he passes, turns rebounding off the ring ropes and slams it into the head of Deas who crumples. Styles laughs and stomps him down and drags him up and locks in the Full Nelson near the ring ropes! He hoist him up and jacks him up out of the ring as the fans go nuts! Deas crashes hard on his head and neck as Styles looks for another weapon if Deas is still alive!
*Stan: Damn he just launched Deas to Hiroshima with that Full Nelson slam to the ring floor!
*Ross: Not a good night for Deas, this MOFO is seriously going to need to get his ass together on cutting his promos, preparing for matches!
*Stan: What the hell does he do before the matchup tonight?
*Ross: Get this the dude plays video games made by Japanese companies and he gets paid sponsorship money by the game advertisers for doing this, Deas is not moron as many might think he gets paid!
*Stan: Wait so instead of training, doing his promo routines and what not to prepare for a world class athlete like Styles...
*Ross: The same Styles who is clubbing Deas with his own Sheamus like ring apron clubbing blows with a beer bottle?
*Stan: (laughs) Yeah that kinda killed my point...but Styles is still a world class ring figure to many in the business!
*Ross: And the Sheamus like clubbing blows with a bottle of beer in the other hand as he is drinking and clubbing is kinda funny! Poor Deas...sorry bastard!
-Continued: And yes Style in his No DQ rules match is doing just that as he clubs down on Deas chest while he is tied in the ring ropes, and drinking beer with the other hand. Call him a show off but the man has style, cause that's his last name. He drags Deas into the ring and gives him a DDT on the set up lawn chair and heads to the top rope. He finishes off the beer, tosses it to the floor and flies with a the buzzed moonsault as Deas moves just at the right moment and well Styles...crashes and burns! Deas to the floor as he digs under the ring and pulls out the ladder. He tosses it into the ring, just as Styles rises up he eats a ladder lariot! Deas rages and picks the ladder over his head and slams it down on Styles over and over again about 10 times. Styles rives in pain as Deas screams to the camera, "You will not disrespect me!" He stomps down on Styles head, picks him up but takes a headbutt to the midsection which mis-placed due to Styles being a bit drunk off Sauke' shots and hits Deas in the little weasel! Deas crumples as Styles locks in the waistlock, picks him up and slams him down into a pin attempt! Deas kicks out as he holds his head in pain and Styles stomps him down and gets sick of him and turns tossing him to the ring floor. Styles poses, he gets back to action and runs to the ring ropes and dives out nailing Deas with a nice Superman flying fist sending the orange haired bastard into the front row.
*Stan: Deas needs to regroup and he had a quick burst their but like a falling penis from a nervous Ross Golden, Deas didn't get very far!
*Ross: Stop obsessing over my junk dude!
*Stan: Dude? We in the 80's still douche bag! Besides you obsess over it more then anyone!
*Ross: Hey! I love my little ultimate warrior, you leave him alone before he rushes the curtain and you don't wana know!
*Stan: Your a sad little human! Back to action...little Warrior, your stretching it now?
*Ross: Oh oh, a pun...your throwing a fucken pun at me...
*Stan: Got word in the headset and I quote, "Beavis and Butthead shut the fuck up and get back to work calling this one sided matchup" (laughs) Got ya sorry in the back guys!
*Ross: Tool!
-Results: Deas is getting owned and now Styles up on the ring apron, Deas in the crowd! Styles hops from the ring apron to the barrier, balances and nails Deas with a clothesline in that split second! Styles celebrates with the fans and hops the barrier carrying Deas over with him when the Japanese girls start getting a little grabby! Styles grins and sets up the ladder after putting Deas into the ring post. He positions the ladder near where Deas is lying. He grabs a chair and wedges it into the ladder rung. He turns just as Deas shocks him and runs pushing him face first into his own creation! Styles crashes and burns as he tips the ladder and goes head first into nothing but metal. Deas sees his chance as he grabs him Styles still wobbly. He pitches him into the ring apron, grins and says, "Whooooops!" He tries again to pitch him into the ring and on purpose misses the ring tossing him into the ring apron, "Damn I need to work on that!" Deas has no place to throw out insults and humor as Styles meets his ball sack with one quick punch. Styles looks down at Deas not knowing if the solid punch actually did anything. He tosses him into the ring and heads to the top buckle with a ring chair in hand. He flies as high as he can and slams the chair into Deas face as Deas topples, his head bust open and he calls into the corner. Deas legs hang on the top buckle as his face is on the ring mat and he looks to be in a scorpion like position. Styles exits the ring and grabs a fans camera nicely and enters taking a picture of Deas with a grin. He exits the ring and hands it to the fan and turns grabbing a table from under the ring. He tosses it into the ring as Deas plops to the ring mat on his stomach in pain.
*Stan: Deas is just not getting out of the gate, you know if he was in WWE or even TNA he would of been fired years ago!
*Ross: Deas hasn't found his stride, you imagine if people actually saw his potential and talent!
*Stan: Ok, we are cutting you off buddy! Your getting dilusional now!
*Ross: Maybe I speak the truth. (raises his glass and drinks)
*Stan: Maybe your drunk! (raises his glass and drinks) And again we are being told to keep it by the books out here, sorry..sorry...sorry! (speaking to himself)
*Ross: Dude who you talking to?
*Stan: The guys in the back...sorry...sorry...sorry!
*Ross: Oh wow, you can't hold your JD man...(stands up and falls out of his chair to the floor as Stan laughs)
*Stan: I love calling matches overseas!
-Results: Styles setting up the table, double stacks it...puts barbed wire and tacks on it, and sets it on fire! Yeah uncharacteristic for Styles but he has to keep his Japanese Hardcore fans happy. The lights go low, the fire burns in the dark and these fans love this crazy shit! He jacks up Deas on the ladder as they climb up. Styles locks in the Full Nelson and flies nailing the Bubba Bomb through the burning wood...CRRRRAAAACKKSLAM!!! The fans light up as Styles heads to the top of the ladder and flies nailing the Styles 450 Splash with sloppy drunken ease and lands on Deas who is done! The referee counts one...two...three and Styles wins this one. He rolls to the floor just as the referee uses the fire extinguisher on Deas to put him out. Styles had fun, he came and took care of business and now his sites are set on bigger things here in MCW. He jacks the title to the fans and heads to the back as Deas is again...all wet....
[Announcers set is under seige as Mike Johnson and Apollo Kaytor come out and take over as Ross Golden and Stan are escorted out by security and the boss and long time colleague and Lost Boy friend take over the set.]
*Mike Johnson Sr: Fans I'm Michael Cole and along side The King...
*Kaytor: Don't do that...why you calling me the King? You want to step in that ring Hardcore King? (laughs)
*Johnson: You know we could throw down a hell of a match? You game...
*Kaytor: Whose gonna call the matchup?
*Johnson: Oh it'll be over quick, I'll be back in no time with my victory!
*Kaytor: I'll tell you what, give me a week to get my barrings and you and me will tear some arenas down...deal?
*Johnson: A friendly little ass kicking, all hardcore matches though big man!
*Kaytor: (Shakes his hand) Deal, nothing but crazy Mike Johnson and Kaytor matches the next 12 months...love it!
*Johnson: Sucker! Fans we had to see Cheech and Chong back to the dressing room area to sober their sorry asses up since they can't handle dancing with the Jack Daniels! So my buddy Kaytor and me are taking over!!!
*Kaytor: The NWO is taking over, we own this...(looks to Mike who shakes his head no) Sorry boss, wanted to always do that as well!
*Johnson: Really? (jumps up) What you gonna do when the NWO runs wild on you! (tears off his shirt revealing and NWO shirt) Yeah!
*Kaytor: Oh hell, didn't see that coming! We got more matches or was that all. Cause if we jipped these fans out of 50 dollar tickets then I want to get a headstart out this parking lot!
*Johnson: Oh we got action, lots of it brotha' lets head to the ring!
*Kaytor: Please don't do the Hogan thing the whole time its just kinda sorry as hell! Plus you don't do a good Hogan!
*Johnson: Whatever, lets head to the ring 'Maniacs! (laughs)
*Kaytor: Your not right boss, not fucken right at all! (laughs) Hey someone left some Jack Daniels out here.
*Johnson: Cool man, pour me a round lets get some action going!
[Before we do that we head backstage as Styles is walking with a whistle to his dressing room as he looks off in the distance of the parking lot as medics are carrying Deas to his dressing room as he is still out of it, a small part of his hair on fire. Styles stops to warn him and says no as he nearly walks into Diamond and Fallen who eye him down. Styles readies to fight as the group lead by Diamond at the charge pushes past him bumping into him. Styles watches and is not amused, something is brewing with Styles and Diamond and it aint puppy love!]
The Italian flag is seen on the titantron as the music from the Godfather starts to play. The music fades a bit as a single gunshot sounds, then two more. The Godfather theme is replaced by Face the Pain by Stemm. The flag on the tron is replaced by the words "Just another hit." Face enters the ring as he looks to the fans who boo him because of his last summer actions against Mike Johnson. He looks down at Mike who does his best to ignore him.
*Kaytor: Say boss wasn't Face like GM or something at one time. (Grins downing his drink)
*Johnson: I nigged on that deal with Marlow, fuck Face he tries to do nothing but screw me and that man is rough lay!
*Kaytor: I'll chalk that up to the whiskey talking from your home state MJ, but I get what your saying. Hit the reset button like in the video games...oh wait, got to read this...(holds up the paper) this Warzone is brought to you by WWE 12...come off it! (tosses the papers away) tell me we aren't selling out to WWE!
*Johnson: (stops and looks at Kaytor oddly) The Wildlife foundation?
*Kaytor: Keep drinking boss, I'll call the action! Can no one hold their liquor tonight? (Grins tossing back the drink like it was water and grins at Johnson choking down his last sip) Sorry bastard!
The crowd’s disapproval grows louder as "Pain" by Three Days Grace erupts. The stage is dark with red lighting aimed on the entrance. As the vocal hits the curtains fly open, an energetic Clea bursts out looking extremely proud of herself. The boo’s grow as she confidently runs down the ramp. She looks through the ropes at the squared circle before her. biting her bottom lip, pulling herself up onto her knees and onto the ring apron before crawling into the ring over the bottom rope. The music fades and the lights return, she slowly rises to her feet.
Face -vs- Clea in a Falls Count Anywhere matchup with no DQ rules.
-Results: These two have a few scores to settle with each other, Vlad is off in the back hanging out away from the fans. These Japanese fans don't fair to well around Vamps so he is hanging low but watching his girls back. Clea and Face glare each other down as the fans are having a good time tonight. The bell sounds and here we go as Face quickly exits the ring and back pedals up the ring ramp. He urges her on as he readies to fight and she super speeds out of the ring, stops to normal speed and charges as Face jacks her up by the waist into the air and drives her down into the ring ramp of metal. She holds her head in pain as he smiles and stomps her down as he picks her up and carrys her to the ring entrance and runs tossing her into the MCW logo sign. She nearly beheads herself on the 90 degree clothesline of steel and her head but she lands hard on the back of her head. She holds her head in pain as Face saunters to her and grins pulling her up to her feet. She is still groggy and is soon jacked up in a Rock Bottom as Face puts some extra ummpfh on it but she wiggles free, and falls behind him. She pushes him hard off the ring ramp off set through a table as he crashes hard. She grins and looks around as she grabs up the make-shift Christmas tree. She runs and does a one flip dive putting herself, and the Christmas tree into a standing Scarface!!!
*Johnson: Clea just took out that traitorous nut and now she is pounding that tree into his face, that can't feel good!
*Kaytor: Wait! Why in the hell do we have this whole Japanese Christmas thing set up?
*Johnson: They have Christmas in Japan, don't they?
*Kaytor: I don't know...do I live here?
*Johnson: It works for us in MCW?
*Kaytor: I suppose but now Clea is choking out Face with the Christmas tree and she is now whipping his ass with the tree...she reallly got some good use out of that tree?
*Johnson: She's using a tree? I thought that was Payton she was using to whip Face with!
*Kaytor: Oh boss, you are lucky I don't have a drum and a symble cause I'd brain you with it! (laughs)
-Continued Results: Clea walking Face to the back area and runs tossing him across a table full of food. He slids and goes head first into the sweet potatoe pie, the turkey and everything else as superstars in the back scream. Deas lowers his head, "Shit I haven't eaten all damn day, the only normal food we have!" He runs off pouting after throwing his plate down as everyone laughs. Clea isn't laughing though as he clubs down on Face with the wicked shots as he tries to get away, strategically mind you...LOL! He back kicks her in the gut, jacks her up in the powerbomb and takes off running with her. Now he does this for a good 500 yards holding her up their just looking for something to toss her through. He finally sees a garage door and runs into it holding onto her as she buckles and screams before being tossed aside like a piece of paper. Face catches his breath and grabs her by the hair as he pitches her into the nearest doorway into Johnson's make-shift office. Tina screams and runs away and Mike Johnson at the set has had to much to drink to do anything at all about it, so he remains seated. She runs off as Clea motions to the door for her to exit. Face slaps the chest of Clea as they fight in the office. Face grabs the coffee pot of hot coffee as he tries a back hand move but Clea ducks as the glass pot crashes into the bookshelf.
*Johnson: They are tearing up my office! Did Tina get out of there Kaytor?
*Kaytor: Yeah Clea made sure she was good, she is out but Face reallying wanting to win this and rake to the beautiful face of Clea! He picks her up in the waistlock and runs planting her into the coffee table!!!
*Johnson: My damn table, that was a 50 dollar table!
*Kaytor: Both are hurt as Face up to his feet and now he is taking off his belt and its time for daddy to teach this little one a lesson!
-Results: Face cracks the belt like dad use to do before he beat your ass and charges at her. Now Clea must of had some crazy ass flashback as she sees him coming with the studded belt with a grin. She Superkicks him in the chin as he goes down and ground and pounds him. Face covers up and is able to wrap the belt around his fist and slam it into her head with a shot! She reels and is off him as he rises to his knees, but she nails a Buzzsaw Kick to the jaw. Face again crumpled as she dragged him up and tossed him out the back door. They headed into the hallway as she slowly slammed a shot of clubbing blows to the side of his head. She runs with him holding the back of his pants and tosses him into a nearby dumpster. She is on him like nothing as Face reacts, pulls out a garbage bag and slams it into her head. A garbage bag can be an effective weapon, you just never know what hard or soft is in the thing, like a Christmas grab bag. She reels as the heaviness told him empty glass jars were in there. Face walked to her crawling prone position as she wiped the trash grime from her mouth with anger. She looked up as he slammed a fist down on her face. He didn't like hitting woman, maybe his biggest weakness that might get him killed one day but this was no ordinary woman and he knew it. He knew he could beat on her, and beat on her and she could take a good punch which made him grin even more.
*Johnson: Atleast those bastards are out of my office! Hell of a week for these two!
*Kaytor: Nothing like a little kidnap, torture, intimidation, and murder to put the evening in the mood.
*Johnson: Sounds like a typical weekend for you.
*Kaytor: We don't talk about the past out here boss, we talked about that. (gives him a stern look which Johnson shrugs off)
*Johnson: Relax, not like you killed someone I personally knew in a car outside of London? Come on now...
*Kaytor: Alright Mike, thats the JD talking just watch this matchup and shut the hell up!
-Results: As Johnson and Kaytor bicker about AK killing another one of his relatives we head to the back area. Face has that garbage bag again and is whipping the back of Clea who screams in pain. She rushes him and clotheslines him over a shopping cart as he goes head over heels into the rims of a parked car. She charges with a high knee to the face that connects as he slides to his face. She pins him, his hands reach seductively into his pocket as he fits the brassknuckles secretly. He plays along as the referee counts one...two...thrr...Face kicks out. She slowly rises up looking for a weapon and that was his chance. She turns with the lead pipe in hand as he slams the brass knuckles into her jaw. She rocks back to her knees and staggers as he smiles and rises up. He opens a nearby car door and breaks out a shotgun as he backs up.
*Clea: So your gonna kill me now, snuff me out on live TV!
*Tony: No...just gonna have some fun with you!
-End of the matchup: Tony grins as he pulls the trigger and the shot gun blast rips into her chest...a shot gun blast of rock salt! It won't kill her but it will leave a hell of an impression and memory and Vamps and the undead hate salt, saw it on Supernatural from Sam and Dean. She reels back as the referee gives him a terrified look as he shakes his head with a laugh, "Relax ref its only rock salt it stuns and doesn't kill." He marches to her and picks her up off her knees as she stunned and the wound is smoking. He jacks her up in the Powerbomb and slams her into the concrete. She is done for the night as he pins her and the referee counts one...two...three!!! This one is over with as Face grabs the shotgun from the referee and slings it over his shoulder, "Clea we have just begun to play." He moves with stealth to the car that pulls up quickly and hops in as it drives off just as Vlad enters the scene to check on Clea who if anything is not happy she got caught off guard this matchup. TO BE CONTINUED....
(Announcer set with Johnson, Kaytor and Kevin Snyder)
*Kevin: Hey we are back live, guys pay the fuck attention I'll show you how to run an announcers set.
*Johnson: Kevin, your to call the matches no pulling chicks under the announcers table for your own amusement like you did in Moscow you sick perv!
*Kevin S.: Hey! That Russian chick wanted me hard, I took advantage like a pimp...make pimp decisions Mike!
*Kaytor: Dumbass Kevin, she just wanted you to marry her so she could go to the states or Canada?
*Kevin Snyder: Who in their right mind wants to go to Canada, come on? The only good thing to come out of Canada was Trish Stratus and Celine Deon!
*Kaytor: Celine Deon?
*Kevin S.: Bitch is rich, she is loaded!
*Johnson: So am I, so time to get back to action!
*Kaytor: What about Shaun White, and Bret Hart?
*Johnson: I give him that one mate?
*Kevin Snyder: Mate? Your not Irish, stop with the mate shit! Look...Bret was a cry baby and Shaun White sold out faster then Snoop on a corporate cock cell-out commercial run! What happen to fuck the police and we don't cell out to the man! No Snoop your black ass sold out!!!
*Johnson: Snoop is the king of pimps though, king of smoking weed!
*Kevin: Backbacon? Its like Bacons retarded cousin!
*Kaytor: Don't talk shit about Canada Kevin, I'll murder you!
*Johnson: He will dawg?
*Kevin: Lets head to the ring before I lose it.
*Kaytor: Good call. Lets head to the ring.
*Kevin S.: I just said that...
*Kaytor: Don't piss me off Snyder, lets head to the ring!
*Johnson: (drunken slur) To the ring!!! Shut your pie holes you mary's head to the ring!
*Kaytor: Your not Irish you German, french, english bastard!
*Johnson: Fuck off yous!
"Animal I Have Become" by Three Days Grace hits the PA system filling the arena with guitar and drums. As the music kicks in the raven haired phsyco appears from the crowd, jumping over the barrier and crawling slowly into the ring under the bottom rope. She stops on all fours in the centre of the ring, flipping her head back and running her hands through her hair, grabbing a handful and tilting her head to the side screaming a Daphne like hellcat scream. LOL!
The lights at the top of the entryramp dim, then silver and green pyro fountains shoot upwards along the rim of the stage as 'Crush 'em' by Megadeth begins to play. The screen shows quick clips of Draka performing various moves in various old matches. Draka makes his way down the ring, shouting things to the crowd raising his arms, he jogs the last several steps and slides into the ring. As he gets up the montage ends with a clip of Draka getting blasted with a chair, getting up and nailing the chair into his opponent's face with a Big Boot. The scene then fades to show words across the screen... 'One time Tag Team Champion', then 'Two time Television Champion', then 'One time United States champion', then 'One time MCW Intercontinental champion' and finally 'Three time MCW World Champion'. Then the images fade to black and silver letters appear saying 'That's a Promise!'. Then the lighting returns to normal as the music fades.
(Announcers set)
*Johnson: Screw you guys, I'm heading to the back to party with Dropkick Murphys and Flogging Molly!
*Kevin S.: Should we tell him they left after the start of the show?
*Kaytor: Let the idiot figure it out, you and me calling the action and you play nice!
*Kevin S.: When have I ever not played nice, except in that game of golf earlier with Tiger Woods.
*Kaytor: Shut up and lets head to the ring as they lower the cage! Fuck you say, you didn't play golf with Tiger.
*Kevin S.: Yeah I did...Tiger Woo...my caddy from Japan!
*Kaytor: Oh God your a retard! Shut up and lets get to cage match action already! Someone get Johnson back out here and save me please!
Pandora =vs= Draka in a cage matchup with pinfall or submit your opponent to win rules only.
-Results: Draka looking confident and for once Pandora looks calm, crazy but calm as they glare at each other from across the cage. The bell sounds and here we go as Draka paces to her with a huge clothesline that rocks her. His huge ring boots slam down on her breast as she lets out a twingle of pain and a long breath. She rises and falls from the shots to the ring ropes hanging onto them as Draka draws near. He reaches for her hair, she kicks him in the gut as he fights her off and slams her hair first into the ring mat. He drops with a legdrop, and quick pin as the referee counts one...two...kickout by Pandora. She is dragged up by the hair again and Draka runs tossing her face first into the cage. She bounces off, caught in the tilt-a-whirl backbreaker and slammed instead into the ring mat. Draka pins her as the referee counts once again...one...two....kickout! Pandora in a world of trouble and backs off into the ring corner. Draka runs and plants her with a massive clothesline, he works her with another one off a short run. Pandora out of the corner, yells at the referee and face plants all in one into the ring mat. Draka grins as he heads to the side of the cage as the referee reminds him of the rules and kicks at him to get the hell away from him. Draka up the side of the cage and hangs on as he turns but its to late as Pandora up the ring buckle and flying headbutt into his midsection sends him falling to the ring floor!!!
*Kaytor: I know this chick well, she is a mean one! I once ate one of sandwichs out of the fridge, and I woke up the next day with one ear! No shit!
*Kevin Snyder: Not someone I'd take home to mom! I'd blast in the wrong hole and she'd clinch and cut my manhood down thats how mean she is!
*Kaytor: I don't feel so bad about an ear then! (laughs)
*Kevin: Pandora on the ring apron as she runs across the apron and flying headbutt to the back of the head of Draka, nice move! Now she rakes the back, and rakes his face in the steel. Such a nice girl!
*Kaytor: See I told you she was nuts!
*Kevin: No Kaytor, nutty people get treatment, medication...she just enjoys being mean and evil!
*Kaytor: Very true we all have to be good at something.
-Results: Pandora fires down those headbutts to the skull of Draka and she is not quiting as Draka falls to his face in pain holding his head. She heads to the apron again and runs dropping a knee across the back of his head. She drops to pin him on the floor as the referee allows it and counts one...two...thrrr...she just about got him! Draka slowly dragged up as she tosses him into the ring as the match stops right their as Johnson saunters out half drunk as everyone turns to him on the microphone.
*Johnson: Take a breath Pan'! Draka, you know that you and I have had our differences but I heard your promo and you said to put you into any match you wanted cause your now hardcore! (laughs) This matchup is now a NO DQ Weapons matchup! We're gonna make you an extreme wrestler just yet Draka, enjoy! (laughs and walks away)
*Kevin Snyder: Johnson playing his little mind games with Draka, gotta wonder the reason?
*Kaytor: You never know with Mike but Pandora is like a kid in a candy store as she is pulling out chairs, ladders and tables from the previous matches and whatever the hell is under that ring? I don't even want to know.
*Kevin: If she pulls out Hornswaggle, I'm out here! I'll quit on the spot!
*Kaytor: I'm with you man!
-Results: Draka to his feet and falls into the corner as he just watches Pandora going nuts digging out every weapon she can find in glee. He knew Johnson would try to up the ante on Draka like he has the last couple of weeks for whatever reason it is. Draka quickly lays down in the middle of the corner on his face as she enters unaware he is playing his own game. She twirls the kendostick of barbed wire and races to him and lays down a shot to his midsection. Draka catches it and spins her out as he rises up, and he wears that cute little ass out with the shots to the body! She yells out in pain as he works her around the ring from corner to corner with the kendostick. She rolls to the floor running from him as he circles the corner and enters the ring just as she does. She backs off to the corner as he raises the stick to the cheering fans and charges. The shot he attemps bounces off the top buckle as she ducks, comes back around and dropkicks him into the cage siding. Pandora thinking on her feet as she locks the stick around his throat and drives him with a Russian Leg Sweep into the ring mat.
*Kaytor: She needs to take advantage of this, Draka is in her world now!
*Kevin: How you do move and win against something that won't die!
*Kaytor: She is a tough little thing, this is her element and Draka needs to becareful she is dangerous now!
-Results: Draka hurt in the corner as she rains down shot after shot from the kendostick to his head as he covers up. She fumes and falls to the ring floor and pulls out a ladder. She bridges it between the cage and the ring apron and enters the ring. Draka is dragged up, ducks a kendostick shot and nails the big boot as she rises back around!!! She falls to the ring mat out cold as he drags her up and powerbombs her into the ring ladder bridging the cage and apron! She falls in pain to the floor hurt, now she is not like Clea who can take a shot she is fully human. Draka setting up the ladder, now the tables as he drags her by the hair up the ladder. She is in trouble as he jacks her up in the Draka Cutter atop the ladder! He positions and flies nailing it through the table...BOOOMCRASHHH!!!! Draka just ended her as he pins her and the referee counts one...two...three!!! Good night sweet princess of dark, Draka wins and the cage raises enough to let him out. He motions for it to lower just in case. He heads down the ring ramp but it blindsided from behind by Xstatic!!! Xstatic working him with that leadpipe like Miz to Morrison!
*Kaytor: I knew these two weren't done yet!
*Kevin: Johnson was told by Draka to book the matchup he wanted!
*Kaytor: And speaking of the man behind the madness here comes Johnson with a smile on his face!
*Kevin: Look at him and Xstatic glaring at each other, we know they hate each other but in this moment Mike is X's best buddy!
(Johnson looks down at a beat up Draka as he urges the referee to keep Pandora in the cage. He kneels and looks down at Draka with the microphone in his hand and Xstatics foot on Draka's chest)
*Johnson: Don't get it twisted fans, I'd rather make out with a bandsaw then partner with Xstatic don't get that mixed up, but myself and X have one thing in common and one thing only...we both love Hardcore, in your face with weapons cage matchs and well Draka I got to say buddy your in the wrong neighborhood! You have been wanting to prove your toughness but you made a mistake! Hold him down!!!
(Draka tries to fight back up as X wails on him with the lead pipe! X holds down Draka with his forearm to his face and knees to the nuts straddling him this one time doing what Mike ask cause Mike can grant him one more match to even the deal against Draka)
*Johnson: Just listen, you want to challenge me Draka to put you in any kind of matchup you think your tough enough to manage! I'll tell you this, I'm not out here to break any body parts lucky for you pal! I'm out here to break your will...you want to even the score with X and he wants to even the score well then at January's Dark Dayz PPV it will be you and Xstatic in one more matchup to even that score...and Xstatic chooses the match stipulations! X, you got what you wanted now get the hell away from me before I beat your ass!
(X backs off with his hands raised as he motions for the cage to rise up and release his bride from her hell. She paces up the ring ramp and joins him almost taking out Johnson but stops herself at X's request. The insane couple heads to the back as Johnson leaves the opposite direction. Medics rush out to check on Draka and help him up. Draka tells them to get the hell away and walks on his own power to the back. Has Mike Johnson and Xstatic finally broken the will of Draka? We will find out in January when the score is settled in this best 2 out of 3 series between Draka and Xstatic)
[Commercial shows the same footage as before for the core awards ceremony on the same night as WWE Slammys award show. We then pace to the back area as Draka is walking slowly and limping to his dressing room as he is joined by his girlfriend who we don't know yet, and some of the Fallen crew. Xstatic paces into the picture with the pipe in hand as Draka readies to fight and X points the pipe at his chest to stop him.]
*X: I got what I wanted and I don't need to beat you anymore tonight...we'll save that for Dark Dayz in January! I am going to give you one last chance to admit to me in your promos that your not tough enough to play in my world! I'm going to give you a chance to beg out of this contest and go back to your little boring regular matches and leave the Hardcore to the real men. You have till PPV to back out, if I don't hear a plead of mercy and surrender I'll take it as weakness and like a caged animal, weakness is food. You got a month, make it work it loser!
(Draka is to hurt to retaliate as X pushes him back with the pipe into his crew and walks off into the distance with Pandora, that Jokerish laugh follows. Draka slams a fist into the pop machine and is not happy one bit he is banged up like he is, has X and Johnson finally gotten his number? To be continued at Dark Dayz at the end of January's PPV)
[Announcers set]
*Kevin: Whooooo! Johnson turning up the heat, first challenging Deas and now getting into the business of X and Draka!
*Kaytor: Johnson doing his thing, stepping up to the plate and making it happen here in MCW as he has been lacking under the purse straps of Tina!
*Kevin: Johnson back out here and he's a busy man tonight whats the boss gonna say now?
(Johnson walks back out to the ring ramp with the shovel over his shoulder and mic in hand)
*Johnson: Just to show you fans and the lockerroom of MCW that I wouldn't ever...dare...team with Pandora and Xstatic at the end of the year card to be held in St. Louis, I want you Xstatic in the ring...(laughs) no your not getting a beating that easy X! At that card you will be show up because I'll have some of the best Exorcism Clergy in Chicago their cause we are going to have an exorcism of Xstatic!!!! Maybe what your problem X is that your possessed by some demons or something and this might be a good way to bring you back to the right side of normal, and entertain me! (laughs) So fans, end of the year expect to see it as we are going to exorcism the demons of Xstatic!!! Thank you, enjoy the main event!
(Johnson moves to the back with a laugh, and we now notice a bottle of Jack Daniels in his hand he picks up from the ring ramp as he moves to the back.)
[Announcers set]
*Kevin S: Well then....ok, so for the first time in our fed history I believe we are going to have a public exorcism of Xstatics demons!
*Kaytor: Johnson needs to stop mixing Jack Daniels and match making, what is this going to accomplish? Does he really want to bring out the demons of Xstatic? That doesn't sound safe!
*Kevin: We never know what is going in Mike's little mental mind anymore!
*Kaytor: Well fans, time for this place to go unhinged cause its Main Event time as Said and Diamond hook it up in a regular matchup! I was told to say earlier that if Diamond uses the magic she will be suspended from MCW for 6 months.
*Kevin: A real handcuff, but she is tough she will be fine!
*Kaytor: No titles, no trophies to be on the line so lets head to the ring for action before Johnson turns this matchup into a mud wrestling match or something...yikes!
The lights turn blue and a large puff of glitter shoots up from stage and begins to rain down over a light blue circle that appears in the center of the stage. We hear the strains of Puscifier's "Rev 22:20" come playing over the PA as a very feminine, very voluptuous figure begins to slowly rise as the glitter mist slowly falls down upon her. Over her shoulders is draped a long albino python, the end of which is wrapped around her waist. It's Diamond. She's moving her hips, and undulating slowly doing a snakedance as the reptile around her shoulders slowly flicks it's tongue at her. She poses on the stage for a moment, pulling a handful of crystal dust out from somewhere, we don't know where and blows it out into the crowd. The crowd is going nuts as she continues to gyrate her hips, moving slowly down the ramp. She smiles and continues to move through the glitter mist dancing as it continues to rain down on the aisle. She reaches the ring and slowly pulls the snake off of her shoulders, putting it in the ring under the bottom rope, then slowly brings her foot up, grabbing her heel and stretching it up over her head before she places it on the ring apron, and moves snakelike sliding into the ring. She slithers along beside the snake and kisses it's head softly and stands before picking the snake gently up and placing it back around her shoulders. She struts around, going to each side of the ring, leaning over the ropes, and blowing a handful of the crystal dust out into the crowd. She walks to a corner, and leans down, putting the snake in a carrier before she leans back against the turnbuckle, waiting for her opponent to come down to the ring.
*Kevin: These fans have been waiting for it all week, some even sat outside the arena all day in the back lots hoping he would show up! He is the home town boy, the local yokel...he is Saidogai!
[Viewtron clicks on to the fans cheering showing a promotional video package of Said in various matches over the years mainly the last few seasons in the TV Title division with the likes of Pandora, Payton and others he battled for the TV Title...his title! The package plays out to the sounds of Anberlin- Paper thin Hymn. The fans are quiet watching the video, some of the younger fans are dressed up like their favorite hero. Highlites continue to roll from his recent, past wins, matches from XAW. We see him walking among the fans of Japan in the video shaking hands, talking to young kids at the hospital and finally meditating in his own place. The camera pans to various arenas throughout the journey of his career showing signs that read, "The Human Godzilla returns", "Our hero has come home to MCW", "Welcome home Said we missed you", "King of Submissions" and plenty of "Marry me" signs. The video plays out as the viewtron kicks off and the fans jump to their feet as The lights cut out and a deep red lighting soon fills the arena. The Japanese characters for "Glory" "Pride" and "Victory" flash on the tron before "Flourish" by The Contortionist rips through the PA's. Stage pyro explodes diagonally within the first ten seconds of the song and Saidogai steps through the curtain....The arena pops as fans extend their arms as The Human Godzilla passes them. Hopping up to the ring, Saidogai then steps over the top rope and b-lines it for the furthest turnbuckle to his right, stepping on top of it and stares out to the crowd, hundreds of cameras flashing. Saidogai steps down and slowly paces the ring like a caged predator, waiting for the match to start. He stops and looks to the rafters at Riozhu sitting and enjoying the show with his feet up. Said just laughs and goes about his business and looks back up, but the Fallen Angel is gone from human sight. Said pays no heed and goes about his buisness. The fans are going insane as if Elvis had returned to Graceland for one more tour from the grave. He is loved and more then not he is ready to whoooop some ass!]
*Kevin: The Japanese Rock Star has come home! Wow listen to this pop, has anyone ever gotten a bigger pop since Payton returned to New York!
*Kaytor: He is in his hometown and I know all that magic and crap that Diamond tosses at him will be overpowered by the love and admiration this place has for him! How many guys get their own promo video when in their home territory!
*Kevin: Action ready to spill out of my jokes here, so lets head to the ring.
*Kaytor: You had to ruin a good moment didn't you!
*Kevin: Its what I do man, lets head to action!
*Kaytor: What the hell now with Johnson? Can someone say buzzkill!
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{Johnson is seen backstage as he walks to the dressing room door of Diamond and opens it as all hell breaks loose with screams and threats. Mike orders them out of the dressing room as they know if they don't some sanctions will leavied.}
*Nyla: What the hell Mike? You know women do change in their, and I know you haven't ever been with a REAL woman...
*Johnson: Save it, I'm here on a mission from GOD!
*Nyla: (winces at his whiskey breath) You need to go and sober up before you make a mistake!
*Johnson: (raises the bible to her forehead tapping her drunk) Enough whore of babylon!
*Nyla: Oh he did not just call me that, hold me back!
(Fallon, Winston-Salem, Niagra, Brutas, Craigs-list and whoever the hell else her men are hold her back as Mike ushers the Christian bible holders into the dressing room. The Fallen clan protest at the church clan heading into their private space. Johnson grins and looks to the group holding his bible.)
*Johnson: Tell Diamond that if she wants to proceed to cheat and use her magic then I'm bringing in the power of Jesus!!! I'll combat her magic and evil with Jesus and the power of good...GOD be damned anyone who tries to stop me! Jesus loves you guys! (evil laugh)
(Johnson moves into the dressing room of Diamond as the Christians with the bibles and crosses enter with serious looks on their face. Nyla actually laughs and looks to her posses of men)
*Nyla: Dude has lost his fucken mind! He thinks this is going to stop her.
*Fallon: Let him have his fun, Diamond won't be happy...maybe we shouldn't tell her.
*Nyla: She already knows, we are live on the viewtron...damn it Johnson!
(We hear Mike rummaging through the dressing room as the Christian scream out bible verses and stuff is breaking as Fallen just moves to a nearby limo to chill out)
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[Announcers set]
*Kaytor: You know, Mike once got mad at me and drunk to a point he nearly locked me in a church thinking I was going to burn in a burst of flames! Hell I made a thousand dollars off the church cauffer and the pastors in a poker game, figure that one out. Nice people!
*Kevin S: You were able to walk into a church, I thought you were part Demon?
*Kaytor: Not all Demons are enemies of Jesus and God...besides, Jesus and I are cool we hang here and their watching the Saints.
*Kevin S: Jesus is a Saints fan?
*Kaytor: No he is actually a Packers fan...bet you didn't see that coming?
*Kevin: I think Said is getting pissed this match is being delayed so lets get it on like Mills Lane!
Said =vs= Diamond non title matchup. Standard matchup.
-Results: A lockup and here we go as Diamond not in a good mood backs up Said to the corner and trying to play mind games picks him up in the waist lock and puts him on the top buckle as he sits there with a laugh. She looks across at him, "Who the hell is small now huh!" She just isn't in a good mood as he hops off and nods as he locks up with her and again a struggle into the ring corner. Said picks her up by the waist and sets her on the top buckle and grins back up. She tries to hop down but he catches her with a dropkick as she falls to the ring floor and hits hard. The fans laugh and cheer as she rises up but the Human Godzilla is all over her with a flying dive Ricky Dragon style that takes her down into the railing. He picks her up after and tosses her into the fans, turns and rolls into the ring as he kneels their grinning. Diamond slowly over the barrier but Said follows as she prepares for the attack. He gives her a stiff kick to the midsection in one swipe. She bows down to her knees but seeing him walk to her, she grabs his leg and wraps it in the ring barrier. She short runs and stomps his ankle as he goes down in pain. She looks to the booing fans and fake back hands some little kids. She drags up a limping Said, locks in the backdrop, traps the leg, and runs planting him into the ring post!!! She enters the ring and glares the fans with anger in her face.
*Kaytor: I have also been around this chick and she is not one to play with. A lot of people don't understand the stuff she does has a special effect on you if you mess with her.
*Kevin Snyder: She's a mean one, you don't piss in Diamonds cornflakes or she'll turn you into a horned toad or some shit!
*Kaytor: Your a moron man, stop reading those Halloween stories. She practices the art of self healing, protection and whatever else she can do to help herself in life...nothing wrong with that!
*Kevin: Told again to get back to the match, got ya guys! Word from the back Kaytor that Johnson has a full prayer group of Christians praying over the room, and a reminder that in two weeks we see the first ever from what I know...Demon Exorcism of a Pro Wrestler at Johnson's request! (laughs)
-Results: Said in a bad way as he holds his ankle as she locks in the Del Rio arm breaker and drops down on his arm and shoulder. She heads to the top buckle and flies off nailing a nice knee drop to his arm and shoulder again as she works that injured shoulder of Saids done up by Deas this last set of cards. Said shaking off the pain as he struggles to the ring corner and back kick to her midsection, a chop with the good arm and rocking her as she faulters to her knees. Said grabs her up and locks in the reverse camel clutch and drives her into the ring mat with the slam, and now he holds the move as an overhead wrist lock submission! Diamond is struggling as her arm is trapped and she can tap out here, nice reversal on a slam to a submission move! She wiggles to the ring ropes quickly as the referee calls for the break, and rake to the eyes of Said with those crazy finger nails. No telling what she has hidden under those things for usage. Said backs out holding his face and eyes as she charges and slams his head into the ring buckle as he faulters to his knees. She kicks him down to his knees and locks in illegal face lock and choke outside of the ring. The ref gives the count and she breaks it arguing with him, but she turns into a rage of chops and kicks as he rises up for his fans and his nation!
*Kevin: You got to love the heart and fire of this man, she has nearly tore his face off and he still fires back! He picks her up in the waistlock and spinning running backbreaker!!!
*Kaytor: She is getting worked...(looks at Kevin) don't bite on that one buddy its not free! (laughs) Said locks in the German Suplex and drops her to the ring mat!
*Kevin: Second one moving in that same direction and he picks her up....a third maybe?
*Kaytor: Don't mind if I do! He picks her up again and third one into the ring mat!!! (Slams his hand into the table as Kevin jumps and he laughs) Hiroshima Suplex!!!
*Kevin: You almost spilled my soda you nut!
*Kaytor: Better your soda then your blood!
-Results: Diamond is done as Said sets up for the Buzzsaw Kick and she rises to her knees as he spins out the kick, she pulls the referee into the kick!!! He goes out and down into the ring floor hurt. Said quickly access the situation as she reaches into her back for the diamond dust near the ring ropes! Styles is back out as he fights with her for the bag and finally the dust goes everywhere and hits Diamond in the face as she screams in pain! Styles wearing a pair of vintage avation goggles to protect himself takes the rest of the bag and bails up the ring ramp. Diamond stumbles into the ring right into a Samurai Crossface (Crippler Crossface)! She is struggling to break free as she taps out but the referee is slow to get into the ring. Said could hold this move all night as he sees her tapping out and this matchup is over with! Said has won in his home land and the fans are going crazy. Styles cost Diamond the opportunity of the referee out on the floor and you know this thing between her and Styles is not done. Said joins the fans in the crowd as the show ends with a blinded Diamond looking up the ring ramp at Styles who is pouring out her bag of Crystal dust into the ring ramp!
*Kevin:Fans I want to thank Mike, Stan and Ross for letting myself and Kaytor come out here and enjoy this commentary! Thanks again dad!
*Kaytor: Yeah thanks again dad! (laughs)
*Kevin: We'll see you fans at the award show in Vegas for the award show in two weeks. Till then...peace out!
(The show ends to the sounds of So Cold by Breaking Benjamins as Said celebrates with the fans, Styles enjoys taking away Diamonds momentum as he stands on the ring ramp in his aviation goggles, and Diamond fumes in the ring. She is going to have some payback to dish out next card. Show ends their.)
THE END
Live in Osaka, Japan
Osaka-Jo Hall
12-02-2011
(Show opens up as we are live here in Osaka, Japan for a special Monday Warzone. We pan the crowd as the fans of the Orient are ready to for some great action. We do a quick viewtron showing of the MCW superstars earlier signing autographs at a special meet and greet at the arena this afternoon. The biggest draw of course is Saidogai, the local hero, who has come home to Japan. A couple of out of place US fans who I guess live here in Japan dressed in Star Wars shirts and look like they live in their parents basements get Deas autographs. Payton is rushed shockingly by a mob of Japanese girls who are trying to mimic her cool image. We see The Fallen and Nyla at their own little booth section with a handful of fans, and at his own table with the more mature-hotter female fans is Marc Styles who is writing his number on a few of the autograph books with a wink. Everyone is having a good time, and before we close it out Deas rushes by the camera with security. He runs to the parking lot as his Ballistic Airship is under attack by some local elders who are freaking out screaming about the occupation coming for Japan. All is fun and we are back i nthe Osaka-Jo Hall as the card is ready to start.
The sounds of the MCW offical theme songs Andrew W.K.- Party Hard plays showing the viewtron opening video montage of the MCW superstars and the pyro goes off. The Japanese fans are already having a good time moshing and going crazy. Shockingly a stage pops out of the side of the backdrop on the entrance. Andrew W.K. is up on stage signing the song himself live! The fans are loving this as Mike Johnson walks out from the back in his Adidas wind pants with the white stripe, sun glasses and old school Mike Johnson XAW shirt as he moves to the ring and stops to do the air guitar. He grins and runs, rolls into the ring and the fans actually go crazy. The camera pans the audience as we see special guest here tonight the ghost of Michael Jackson who waves but no one sees him, the Dropkick Murphy's and Floggy Molly special fed bands who tour with us for some reason. We see the king of Japanese wrestling Big Van Vader dressed in whatever the hell he wants, he is big enough to wear whatever the hell he wants. He waves to the camera, still wearing that mask making us wonder if he washes that thing...ewww! Mike Johnson hops down from the ring and walks to Vader and they do an awkward gangster like handshake as Mike bows to him. He turns and rolls into the ring as W.K ends his song and the fans are cheering like mad crazy. This has also been Mike Johnson's favorite country to train in over his career in Japanese wrestling and martial arts so the fans know him.)
*Mike Johnson: Japan!!!!!!!!!! My favorite country, well next to Ireland (nods to Dropkick Murphys and Flogging Molly), we are happy all of us in MCW to be back here in this awesome country!!!
*Fans: We want Saidogai! We want Saidogai!
*Mike Johnson: I know and he will be out here tonight, just keep the roof on the building! I wanted to come out here and just address someone really quick. Bryan Deas...(fans boo him loudly), yes that guy...Deas I want you to know that I got nothing against you buddy but you need to earn your title shots bro! My dude, you need to own up to your shit and start showing us what you got! I mean your like a diamond that is lost in a shit mud pit. (grins) Your a diamond but till someone finds out what your worth, your still shit!
*Fans: Deas is the shit! Deas is the shit! Deas is the shit!
*Johnson: (laughs) You liked that as well huh Vader, thought you would. Fans I want so say have a fun night...
(That ragged old Deas music hits and the now white skinned and orange haired Deas walks out to a shot of boos. He screams at the fans and runs to the ring rolling in. He stands towering over Johnson who has this kendostick of barbed wire over his shoulder as Deas rips the microphone from his hand. Mike holds off braining him since he needs him in a match tonight)
*Deas: Shit huh? I break my ass for this company and you call me shit...how about tonight I take your golden boy Styles and maybe break something on him!
*Johnson: (shouts to Deas) Marcus can handle himself big man you worry about achieving your own shit head....
*Fans: Deas is the shit! Deas is the shit!
*Fans to the east: Deas is DOG! Deas is DOG!
*Fans to the west: Shithead! Shithead! Shithead!
*Johnson: Wake up call bro...you need to get your act together...(pointing Deas in the chest with his finger up in his face)
(Deas face palms MJ's face and shoves him into the ring corner and rains down an Austin Mudhole stomp on him as the fans boo. Deas steps back beating his chest but he doesn't notice the king of Japanese wrestling Big Van Vader who slowly enters the ring snorting and bucking behind him. Deas stops as he slowly turns his hands high in the air as Vader gives him the crazy eyes. Johnson blindsides Deas from behind with the Kendostick right into Vader who grabs up Deas and nails a Mark Henry like WS Slam into the ring mat. Johnson quickly rolls to the floor knowing when Vader is on a roll in the ring you don't get near him, he is like an out of control cannon ball. Mike slowly walks to the back as Vader hops up on the top rope and gives Deas the Vader Bomb! The fans explode as Vader throws up the V's on his hands and grins as he exits the ring and heads to the back with Johnson. Deas is left in a massive heap)
[Announcers set]
*Stan: Fans what a way to kick off our Japanese tour with Deas getting manhandled by the manhandler himself...Van Vader!
*Ross: We might need a shovel to scrape that pile out of the ring, wow!
*Stan: Vader and Mike go way back, we know Johnson to be a HUGE Vader fans...he's still waiting for the box set mind you, and this was probably huge deal for him!
*Ross: One way we know Mike won't get jumped in a club for spouting off to someone is that he has Vader and a whole slew of Japanese wrestlers at his side. (laughs)
*Stan: And Johnson likes to start bar fights, and Vader likes to finish them...perfect team! Fans this isn't a Vader tribute show, but we do have some great matches and look at this....Deas and Styles to kick it off! (laughs) We'll be right back after this commercial break fans as Deas is still layed out.
(Commercial break shows our next event in the middle of December which is our Core Award show featuring a roster battle royal in a shopping mall to determine who will face Payton for the World Title at the end of January's PPV! If she wins though, she get a match at PPV but it will be non-title! A commercial for MCW's newest game Hardcore Tour '12 coming out in March, back to action)
[Announcers set]
*Stan: Have they got that lump of nothing off the ring mat, get him up it was only a Vader Bomb! We on the air now? Oh shit...
*Ross: Real professional, and their is Headstrong as out comes Styles and this has to be a cake walk for him!
*Stan: Deas is out, Styles is holding a folding lawn chair and why is the referee got a beer in his hand...what is going on here tonight?
*Ross: We are not in the states Stan, no regular Pro Wrestling rules man! We can swear cause the Japanese fans a good percent of them don't understand what the FUCK we are saying. We can drink American beer, I'm gonna move here!
*Stan: I wish you would, thanks for telling me we were on the air dipshit!
*Ross: Now your getting into the spirit of it Stan, you wana do some shots of Jack while we wait for Deas?
*Stan: That might not be a bad idea, he might be out for a while! (laughs)
'Headstrong' by Trapt begins to play over the speakers, the lights along the rampway and the stage by the curtains begin to flicker though various colors. Marc Styles rushes out through the curtains, lifting his arms to the roar of the crowd before running down the rampway to slides into the ring. He jumps to his feet and moves to the ropes along the entryway side. He steps onto the bottom rope, grabbing the top rope, bouncing it as he shouts to the crowd to spur them on, using the momentum to launch himself up into the air a bit, twisting around to land on his feet facing the center of the ring, swinging his arms. He walks to Deas still face down in the middle of the corner and grins eyeing him down like he was dead.
Match #1: Styles =vs= Deas: if Deas wins he gets his rematch for the TV Title against Said. This match will be a TLC NO DQ matchup
-Results: Styles shakes his head and pushes Deas to the floor with his feet and heads to the ring floor. He takes a lawn chair from under the ring and sits down in the middle of the ring. He relaxes and is handed a beer by oddly the referee who tells him to take a break for a second as he checks on Deas. Styles sits back in his ring gear waiting on Deas enjoying a cold beer. The fans are getting fired up as Styles looks around as he sighs and exits the chair. Deas slowly rises up wobbly around the ring apron as Styles walks to him. He looks down at him and pours the beer on his head as we see the steam rising off Deas head. Styles runs past the lawnchair as Deas enters the ring and chases him into the ring ropes! Styles grabs the chair as he passes, turns rebounding off the ring ropes and slams it into the head of Deas who crumples. Styles laughs and stomps him down and drags him up and locks in the Full Nelson near the ring ropes! He hoist him up and jacks him up out of the ring as the fans go nuts! Deas crashes hard on his head and neck as Styles looks for another weapon if Deas is still alive!
*Stan: Damn he just launched Deas to Hiroshima with that Full Nelson slam to the ring floor!
*Ross: Not a good night for Deas, this MOFO is seriously going to need to get his ass together on cutting his promos, preparing for matches!
*Stan: What the hell does he do before the matchup tonight?
*Ross: Get this the dude plays video games made by Japanese companies and he gets paid sponsorship money by the game advertisers for doing this, Deas is not moron as many might think he gets paid!
*Stan: Wait so instead of training, doing his promo routines and what not to prepare for a world class athlete like Styles...
*Ross: The same Styles who is clubbing Deas with his own Sheamus like ring apron clubbing blows with a beer bottle?
*Stan: (laughs) Yeah that kinda killed my point...but Styles is still a world class ring figure to many in the business!
*Ross: And the Sheamus like clubbing blows with a bottle of beer in the other hand as he is drinking and clubbing is kinda funny! Poor Deas...sorry bastard!
-Continued: And yes Style in his No DQ rules match is doing just that as he clubs down on Deas chest while he is tied in the ring ropes, and drinking beer with the other hand. Call him a show off but the man has style, cause that's his last name. He drags Deas into the ring and gives him a DDT on the set up lawn chair and heads to the top rope. He finishes off the beer, tosses it to the floor and flies with a the buzzed moonsault as Deas moves just at the right moment and well Styles...crashes and burns! Deas to the floor as he digs under the ring and pulls out the ladder. He tosses it into the ring, just as Styles rises up he eats a ladder lariot! Deas rages and picks the ladder over his head and slams it down on Styles over and over again about 10 times. Styles rives in pain as Deas screams to the camera, "You will not disrespect me!" He stomps down on Styles head, picks him up but takes a headbutt to the midsection which mis-placed due to Styles being a bit drunk off Sauke' shots and hits Deas in the little weasel! Deas crumples as Styles locks in the waistlock, picks him up and slams him down into a pin attempt! Deas kicks out as he holds his head in pain and Styles stomps him down and gets sick of him and turns tossing him to the ring floor. Styles poses, he gets back to action and runs to the ring ropes and dives out nailing Deas with a nice Superman flying fist sending the orange haired bastard into the front row.
*Stan: Deas needs to regroup and he had a quick burst their but like a falling penis from a nervous Ross Golden, Deas didn't get very far!
*Ross: Stop obsessing over my junk dude!
*Stan: Dude? We in the 80's still douche bag! Besides you obsess over it more then anyone!
*Ross: Hey! I love my little ultimate warrior, you leave him alone before he rushes the curtain and you don't wana know!
*Stan: Your a sad little human! Back to action...little Warrior, your stretching it now?
*Ross: Oh oh, a pun...your throwing a fucken pun at me...
*Stan: Got word in the headset and I quote, "Beavis and Butthead shut the fuck up and get back to work calling this one sided matchup" (laughs) Got ya sorry in the back guys!
*Ross: Tool!
-Results: Deas is getting owned and now Styles up on the ring apron, Deas in the crowd! Styles hops from the ring apron to the barrier, balances and nails Deas with a clothesline in that split second! Styles celebrates with the fans and hops the barrier carrying Deas over with him when the Japanese girls start getting a little grabby! Styles grins and sets up the ladder after putting Deas into the ring post. He positions the ladder near where Deas is lying. He grabs a chair and wedges it into the ladder rung. He turns just as Deas shocks him and runs pushing him face first into his own creation! Styles crashes and burns as he tips the ladder and goes head first into nothing but metal. Deas sees his chance as he grabs him Styles still wobbly. He pitches him into the ring apron, grins and says, "Whooooops!" He tries again to pitch him into the ring and on purpose misses the ring tossing him into the ring apron, "Damn I need to work on that!" Deas has no place to throw out insults and humor as Styles meets his ball sack with one quick punch. Styles looks down at Deas not knowing if the solid punch actually did anything. He tosses him into the ring and heads to the top buckle with a ring chair in hand. He flies as high as he can and slams the chair into Deas face as Deas topples, his head bust open and he calls into the corner. Deas legs hang on the top buckle as his face is on the ring mat and he looks to be in a scorpion like position. Styles exits the ring and grabs a fans camera nicely and enters taking a picture of Deas with a grin. He exits the ring and hands it to the fan and turns grabbing a table from under the ring. He tosses it into the ring as Deas plops to the ring mat on his stomach in pain.
*Stan: Deas is just not getting out of the gate, you know if he was in WWE or even TNA he would of been fired years ago!
*Ross: Deas hasn't found his stride, you imagine if people actually saw his potential and talent!
*Stan: Ok, we are cutting you off buddy! Your getting dilusional now!
*Ross: Maybe I speak the truth. (raises his glass and drinks)
*Stan: Maybe your drunk! (raises his glass and drinks) And again we are being told to keep it by the books out here, sorry..sorry...sorry! (speaking to himself)
*Ross: Dude who you talking to?
*Stan: The guys in the back...sorry...sorry...sorry!
*Ross: Oh wow, you can't hold your JD man...(stands up and falls out of his chair to the floor as Stan laughs)
*Stan: I love calling matches overseas!
-Results: Styles setting up the table, double stacks it...puts barbed wire and tacks on it, and sets it on fire! Yeah uncharacteristic for Styles but he has to keep his Japanese Hardcore fans happy. The lights go low, the fire burns in the dark and these fans love this crazy shit! He jacks up Deas on the ladder as they climb up. Styles locks in the Full Nelson and flies nailing the Bubba Bomb through the burning wood...CRRRRAAAACKKSLAM!!! The fans light up as Styles heads to the top of the ladder and flies nailing the Styles 450 Splash with sloppy drunken ease and lands on Deas who is done! The referee counts one...two...three and Styles wins this one. He rolls to the floor just as the referee uses the fire extinguisher on Deas to put him out. Styles had fun, he came and took care of business and now his sites are set on bigger things here in MCW. He jacks the title to the fans and heads to the back as Deas is again...all wet....
[Announcers set is under seige as Mike Johnson and Apollo Kaytor come out and take over as Ross Golden and Stan are escorted out by security and the boss and long time colleague and Lost Boy friend take over the set.]
*Mike Johnson Sr: Fans I'm Michael Cole and along side The King...
*Kaytor: Don't do that...why you calling me the King? You want to step in that ring Hardcore King? (laughs)
*Johnson: You know we could throw down a hell of a match? You game...
*Kaytor: Whose gonna call the matchup?
*Johnson: Oh it'll be over quick, I'll be back in no time with my victory!
*Kaytor: I'll tell you what, give me a week to get my barrings and you and me will tear some arenas down...deal?
*Johnson: A friendly little ass kicking, all hardcore matches though big man!
*Kaytor: (Shakes his hand) Deal, nothing but crazy Mike Johnson and Kaytor matches the next 12 months...love it!
*Johnson: Sucker! Fans we had to see Cheech and Chong back to the dressing room area to sober their sorry asses up since they can't handle dancing with the Jack Daniels! So my buddy Kaytor and me are taking over!!!
*Kaytor: The NWO is taking over, we own this...(looks to Mike who shakes his head no) Sorry boss, wanted to always do that as well!
*Johnson: Really? (jumps up) What you gonna do when the NWO runs wild on you! (tears off his shirt revealing and NWO shirt) Yeah!
*Kaytor: Oh hell, didn't see that coming! We got more matches or was that all. Cause if we jipped these fans out of 50 dollar tickets then I want to get a headstart out this parking lot!
*Johnson: Oh we got action, lots of it brotha' lets head to the ring!
*Kaytor: Please don't do the Hogan thing the whole time its just kinda sorry as hell! Plus you don't do a good Hogan!
*Johnson: Whatever, lets head to the ring 'Maniacs! (laughs)
*Kaytor: Your not right boss, not fucken right at all! (laughs) Hey someone left some Jack Daniels out here.
*Johnson: Cool man, pour me a round lets get some action going!
[Before we do that we head backstage as Styles is walking with a whistle to his dressing room as he looks off in the distance of the parking lot as medics are carrying Deas to his dressing room as he is still out of it, a small part of his hair on fire. Styles stops to warn him and says no as he nearly walks into Diamond and Fallen who eye him down. Styles readies to fight as the group lead by Diamond at the charge pushes past him bumping into him. Styles watches and is not amused, something is brewing with Styles and Diamond and it aint puppy love!]
The Italian flag is seen on the titantron as the music from the Godfather starts to play. The music fades a bit as a single gunshot sounds, then two more. The Godfather theme is replaced by Face the Pain by Stemm. The flag on the tron is replaced by the words "Just another hit." Face enters the ring as he looks to the fans who boo him because of his last summer actions against Mike Johnson. He looks down at Mike who does his best to ignore him.
*Kaytor: Say boss wasn't Face like GM or something at one time. (Grins downing his drink)
*Johnson: I nigged on that deal with Marlow, fuck Face he tries to do nothing but screw me and that man is rough lay!
*Kaytor: I'll chalk that up to the whiskey talking from your home state MJ, but I get what your saying. Hit the reset button like in the video games...oh wait, got to read this...(holds up the paper) this Warzone is brought to you by WWE 12...come off it! (tosses the papers away) tell me we aren't selling out to WWE!
*Johnson: (stops and looks at Kaytor oddly) The Wildlife foundation?
*Kaytor: Keep drinking boss, I'll call the action! Can no one hold their liquor tonight? (Grins tossing back the drink like it was water and grins at Johnson choking down his last sip) Sorry bastard!
The crowd’s disapproval grows louder as "Pain" by Three Days Grace erupts. The stage is dark with red lighting aimed on the entrance. As the vocal hits the curtains fly open, an energetic Clea bursts out looking extremely proud of herself. The boo’s grow as she confidently runs down the ramp. She looks through the ropes at the squared circle before her. biting her bottom lip, pulling herself up onto her knees and onto the ring apron before crawling into the ring over the bottom rope. The music fades and the lights return, she slowly rises to her feet.
Face -vs- Clea in a Falls Count Anywhere matchup with no DQ rules.
-Results: These two have a few scores to settle with each other, Vlad is off in the back hanging out away from the fans. These Japanese fans don't fair to well around Vamps so he is hanging low but watching his girls back. Clea and Face glare each other down as the fans are having a good time tonight. The bell sounds and here we go as Face quickly exits the ring and back pedals up the ring ramp. He urges her on as he readies to fight and she super speeds out of the ring, stops to normal speed and charges as Face jacks her up by the waist into the air and drives her down into the ring ramp of metal. She holds her head in pain as he smiles and stomps her down as he picks her up and carrys her to the ring entrance and runs tossing her into the MCW logo sign. She nearly beheads herself on the 90 degree clothesline of steel and her head but she lands hard on the back of her head. She holds her head in pain as Face saunters to her and grins pulling her up to her feet. She is still groggy and is soon jacked up in a Rock Bottom as Face puts some extra ummpfh on it but she wiggles free, and falls behind him. She pushes him hard off the ring ramp off set through a table as he crashes hard. She grins and looks around as she grabs up the make-shift Christmas tree. She runs and does a one flip dive putting herself, and the Christmas tree into a standing Scarface!!!
*Johnson: Clea just took out that traitorous nut and now she is pounding that tree into his face, that can't feel good!
*Kaytor: Wait! Why in the hell do we have this whole Japanese Christmas thing set up?
*Johnson: They have Christmas in Japan, don't they?
*Kaytor: I don't know...do I live here?
*Johnson: It works for us in MCW?
*Kaytor: I suppose but now Clea is choking out Face with the Christmas tree and she is now whipping his ass with the tree...she reallly got some good use out of that tree?
*Johnson: She's using a tree? I thought that was Payton she was using to whip Face with!
*Kaytor: Oh boss, you are lucky I don't have a drum and a symble cause I'd brain you with it! (laughs)
-Continued Results: Clea walking Face to the back area and runs tossing him across a table full of food. He slids and goes head first into the sweet potatoe pie, the turkey and everything else as superstars in the back scream. Deas lowers his head, "Shit I haven't eaten all damn day, the only normal food we have!" He runs off pouting after throwing his plate down as everyone laughs. Clea isn't laughing though as he clubs down on Face with the wicked shots as he tries to get away, strategically mind you...LOL! He back kicks her in the gut, jacks her up in the powerbomb and takes off running with her. Now he does this for a good 500 yards holding her up their just looking for something to toss her through. He finally sees a garage door and runs into it holding onto her as she buckles and screams before being tossed aside like a piece of paper. Face catches his breath and grabs her by the hair as he pitches her into the nearest doorway into Johnson's make-shift office. Tina screams and runs away and Mike Johnson at the set has had to much to drink to do anything at all about it, so he remains seated. She runs off as Clea motions to the door for her to exit. Face slaps the chest of Clea as they fight in the office. Face grabs the coffee pot of hot coffee as he tries a back hand move but Clea ducks as the glass pot crashes into the bookshelf.
*Johnson: They are tearing up my office! Did Tina get out of there Kaytor?
*Kaytor: Yeah Clea made sure she was good, she is out but Face reallying wanting to win this and rake to the beautiful face of Clea! He picks her up in the waistlock and runs planting her into the coffee table!!!
*Johnson: My damn table, that was a 50 dollar table!
*Kaytor: Both are hurt as Face up to his feet and now he is taking off his belt and its time for daddy to teach this little one a lesson!
-Results: Face cracks the belt like dad use to do before he beat your ass and charges at her. Now Clea must of had some crazy ass flashback as she sees him coming with the studded belt with a grin. She Superkicks him in the chin as he goes down and ground and pounds him. Face covers up and is able to wrap the belt around his fist and slam it into her head with a shot! She reels and is off him as he rises to his knees, but she nails a Buzzsaw Kick to the jaw. Face again crumpled as she dragged him up and tossed him out the back door. They headed into the hallway as she slowly slammed a shot of clubbing blows to the side of his head. She runs with him holding the back of his pants and tosses him into a nearby dumpster. She is on him like nothing as Face reacts, pulls out a garbage bag and slams it into her head. A garbage bag can be an effective weapon, you just never know what hard or soft is in the thing, like a Christmas grab bag. She reels as the heaviness told him empty glass jars were in there. Face walked to her crawling prone position as she wiped the trash grime from her mouth with anger. She looked up as he slammed a fist down on her face. He didn't like hitting woman, maybe his biggest weakness that might get him killed one day but this was no ordinary woman and he knew it. He knew he could beat on her, and beat on her and she could take a good punch which made him grin even more.
*Johnson: Atleast those bastards are out of my office! Hell of a week for these two!
*Kaytor: Nothing like a little kidnap, torture, intimidation, and murder to put the evening in the mood.
*Johnson: Sounds like a typical weekend for you.
*Kaytor: We don't talk about the past out here boss, we talked about that. (gives him a stern look which Johnson shrugs off)
*Johnson: Relax, not like you killed someone I personally knew in a car outside of London? Come on now...
*Kaytor: Alright Mike, thats the JD talking just watch this matchup and shut the hell up!
-Results: As Johnson and Kaytor bicker about AK killing another one of his relatives we head to the back area. Face has that garbage bag again and is whipping the back of Clea who screams in pain. She rushes him and clotheslines him over a shopping cart as he goes head over heels into the rims of a parked car. She charges with a high knee to the face that connects as he slides to his face. She pins him, his hands reach seductively into his pocket as he fits the brassknuckles secretly. He plays along as the referee counts one...two...thrr...Face kicks out. She slowly rises up looking for a weapon and that was his chance. She turns with the lead pipe in hand as he slams the brass knuckles into her jaw. She rocks back to her knees and staggers as he smiles and rises up. He opens a nearby car door and breaks out a shotgun as he backs up.
*Clea: So your gonna kill me now, snuff me out on live TV!
*Tony: No...just gonna have some fun with you!
-End of the matchup: Tony grins as he pulls the trigger and the shot gun blast rips into her chest...a shot gun blast of rock salt! It won't kill her but it will leave a hell of an impression and memory and Vamps and the undead hate salt, saw it on Supernatural from Sam and Dean. She reels back as the referee gives him a terrified look as he shakes his head with a laugh, "Relax ref its only rock salt it stuns and doesn't kill." He marches to her and picks her up off her knees as she stunned and the wound is smoking. He jacks her up in the Powerbomb and slams her into the concrete. She is done for the night as he pins her and the referee counts one...two...three!!! This one is over with as Face grabs the shotgun from the referee and slings it over his shoulder, "Clea we have just begun to play." He moves with stealth to the car that pulls up quickly and hops in as it drives off just as Vlad enters the scene to check on Clea who if anything is not happy she got caught off guard this matchup. TO BE CONTINUED....
(Announcer set with Johnson, Kaytor and Kevin Snyder)
*Kevin: Hey we are back live, guys pay the fuck attention I'll show you how to run an announcers set.
*Johnson: Kevin, your to call the matches no pulling chicks under the announcers table for your own amusement like you did in Moscow you sick perv!
*Kevin S.: Hey! That Russian chick wanted me hard, I took advantage like a pimp...make pimp decisions Mike!
*Kaytor: Dumbass Kevin, she just wanted you to marry her so she could go to the states or Canada?
*Kevin Snyder: Who in their right mind wants to go to Canada, come on? The only good thing to come out of Canada was Trish Stratus and Celine Deon!
*Kaytor: Celine Deon?
*Kevin S.: Bitch is rich, she is loaded!
*Johnson: So am I, so time to get back to action!
*Kaytor: What about Shaun White, and Bret Hart?
*Johnson: I give him that one mate?
*Kevin Snyder: Mate? Your not Irish, stop with the mate shit! Look...Bret was a cry baby and Shaun White sold out faster then Snoop on a corporate cock cell-out commercial run! What happen to fuck the police and we don't cell out to the man! No Snoop your black ass sold out!!!
*Johnson: Snoop is the king of pimps though, king of smoking weed!
*Kevin: Backbacon? Its like Bacons retarded cousin!
*Kaytor: Don't talk shit about Canada Kevin, I'll murder you!
*Johnson: He will dawg?
*Kevin: Lets head to the ring before I lose it.
*Kaytor: Good call. Lets head to the ring.
*Kevin S.: I just said that...
*Kaytor: Don't piss me off Snyder, lets head to the ring!
*Johnson: (drunken slur) To the ring!!! Shut your pie holes you mary's head to the ring!
*Kaytor: Your not Irish you German, french, english bastard!
*Johnson: Fuck off yous!
"Animal I Have Become" by Three Days Grace hits the PA system filling the arena with guitar and drums. As the music kicks in the raven haired phsyco appears from the crowd, jumping over the barrier and crawling slowly into the ring under the bottom rope. She stops on all fours in the centre of the ring, flipping her head back and running her hands through her hair, grabbing a handful and tilting her head to the side screaming a Daphne like hellcat scream. LOL!
The lights at the top of the entryramp dim, then silver and green pyro fountains shoot upwards along the rim of the stage as 'Crush 'em' by Megadeth begins to play. The screen shows quick clips of Draka performing various moves in various old matches. Draka makes his way down the ring, shouting things to the crowd raising his arms, he jogs the last several steps and slides into the ring. As he gets up the montage ends with a clip of Draka getting blasted with a chair, getting up and nailing the chair into his opponent's face with a Big Boot. The scene then fades to show words across the screen... 'One time Tag Team Champion', then 'Two time Television Champion', then 'One time United States champion', then 'One time MCW Intercontinental champion' and finally 'Three time MCW World Champion'. Then the images fade to black and silver letters appear saying 'That's a Promise!'. Then the lighting returns to normal as the music fades.
(Announcers set)
*Johnson: Screw you guys, I'm heading to the back to party with Dropkick Murphys and Flogging Molly!
*Kevin S.: Should we tell him they left after the start of the show?
*Kaytor: Let the idiot figure it out, you and me calling the action and you play nice!
*Kevin S.: When have I ever not played nice, except in that game of golf earlier with Tiger Woods.
*Kaytor: Shut up and lets head to the ring as they lower the cage! Fuck you say, you didn't play golf with Tiger.
*Kevin S.: Yeah I did...Tiger Woo...my caddy from Japan!
*Kaytor: Oh God your a retard! Shut up and lets get to cage match action already! Someone get Johnson back out here and save me please!
Pandora =vs= Draka in a cage matchup with pinfall or submit your opponent to win rules only.
-Results: Draka looking confident and for once Pandora looks calm, crazy but calm as they glare at each other from across the cage. The bell sounds and here we go as Draka paces to her with a huge clothesline that rocks her. His huge ring boots slam down on her breast as she lets out a twingle of pain and a long breath. She rises and falls from the shots to the ring ropes hanging onto them as Draka draws near. He reaches for her hair, she kicks him in the gut as he fights her off and slams her hair first into the ring mat. He drops with a legdrop, and quick pin as the referee counts one...two...kickout by Pandora. She is dragged up by the hair again and Draka runs tossing her face first into the cage. She bounces off, caught in the tilt-a-whirl backbreaker and slammed instead into the ring mat. Draka pins her as the referee counts once again...one...two....kickout! Pandora in a world of trouble and backs off into the ring corner. Draka runs and plants her with a massive clothesline, he works her with another one off a short run. Pandora out of the corner, yells at the referee and face plants all in one into the ring mat. Draka grins as he heads to the side of the cage as the referee reminds him of the rules and kicks at him to get the hell away from him. Draka up the side of the cage and hangs on as he turns but its to late as Pandora up the ring buckle and flying headbutt into his midsection sends him falling to the ring floor!!!
*Kaytor: I know this chick well, she is a mean one! I once ate one of sandwichs out of the fridge, and I woke up the next day with one ear! No shit!
*Kevin Snyder: Not someone I'd take home to mom! I'd blast in the wrong hole and she'd clinch and cut my manhood down thats how mean she is!
*Kaytor: I don't feel so bad about an ear then! (laughs)
*Kevin: Pandora on the ring apron as she runs across the apron and flying headbutt to the back of the head of Draka, nice move! Now she rakes the back, and rakes his face in the steel. Such a nice girl!
*Kaytor: See I told you she was nuts!
*Kevin: No Kaytor, nutty people get treatment, medication...she just enjoys being mean and evil!
*Kaytor: Very true we all have to be good at something.
-Results: Pandora fires down those headbutts to the skull of Draka and she is not quiting as Draka falls to his face in pain holding his head. She heads to the apron again and runs dropping a knee across the back of his head. She drops to pin him on the floor as the referee allows it and counts one...two...thrrr...she just about got him! Draka slowly dragged up as she tosses him into the ring as the match stops right their as Johnson saunters out half drunk as everyone turns to him on the microphone.
*Johnson: Take a breath Pan'! Draka, you know that you and I have had our differences but I heard your promo and you said to put you into any match you wanted cause your now hardcore! (laughs) This matchup is now a NO DQ Weapons matchup! We're gonna make you an extreme wrestler just yet Draka, enjoy! (laughs and walks away)
*Kevin Snyder: Johnson playing his little mind games with Draka, gotta wonder the reason?
*Kaytor: You never know with Mike but Pandora is like a kid in a candy store as she is pulling out chairs, ladders and tables from the previous matches and whatever the hell is under that ring? I don't even want to know.
*Kevin: If she pulls out Hornswaggle, I'm out here! I'll quit on the spot!
*Kaytor: I'm with you man!
-Results: Draka to his feet and falls into the corner as he just watches Pandora going nuts digging out every weapon she can find in glee. He knew Johnson would try to up the ante on Draka like he has the last couple of weeks for whatever reason it is. Draka quickly lays down in the middle of the corner on his face as she enters unaware he is playing his own game. She twirls the kendostick of barbed wire and races to him and lays down a shot to his midsection. Draka catches it and spins her out as he rises up, and he wears that cute little ass out with the shots to the body! She yells out in pain as he works her around the ring from corner to corner with the kendostick. She rolls to the floor running from him as he circles the corner and enters the ring just as she does. She backs off to the corner as he raises the stick to the cheering fans and charges. The shot he attemps bounces off the top buckle as she ducks, comes back around and dropkicks him into the cage siding. Pandora thinking on her feet as she locks the stick around his throat and drives him with a Russian Leg Sweep into the ring mat.
*Kaytor: She needs to take advantage of this, Draka is in her world now!
*Kevin: How you do move and win against something that won't die!
*Kaytor: She is a tough little thing, this is her element and Draka needs to becareful she is dangerous now!
-Results: Draka hurt in the corner as she rains down shot after shot from the kendostick to his head as he covers up. She fumes and falls to the ring floor and pulls out a ladder. She bridges it between the cage and the ring apron and enters the ring. Draka is dragged up, ducks a kendostick shot and nails the big boot as she rises back around!!! She falls to the ring mat out cold as he drags her up and powerbombs her into the ring ladder bridging the cage and apron! She falls in pain to the floor hurt, now she is not like Clea who can take a shot she is fully human. Draka setting up the ladder, now the tables as he drags her by the hair up the ladder. She is in trouble as he jacks her up in the Draka Cutter atop the ladder! He positions and flies nailing it through the table...BOOOMCRASHHH!!!! Draka just ended her as he pins her and the referee counts one...two...three!!! Good night sweet princess of dark, Draka wins and the cage raises enough to let him out. He motions for it to lower just in case. He heads down the ring ramp but it blindsided from behind by Xstatic!!! Xstatic working him with that leadpipe like Miz to Morrison!
*Kaytor: I knew these two weren't done yet!
*Kevin: Johnson was told by Draka to book the matchup he wanted!
*Kaytor: And speaking of the man behind the madness here comes Johnson with a smile on his face!
*Kevin: Look at him and Xstatic glaring at each other, we know they hate each other but in this moment Mike is X's best buddy!
(Johnson looks down at a beat up Draka as he urges the referee to keep Pandora in the cage. He kneels and looks down at Draka with the microphone in his hand and Xstatics foot on Draka's chest)
*Johnson: Don't get it twisted fans, I'd rather make out with a bandsaw then partner with Xstatic don't get that mixed up, but myself and X have one thing in common and one thing only...we both love Hardcore, in your face with weapons cage matchs and well Draka I got to say buddy your in the wrong neighborhood! You have been wanting to prove your toughness but you made a mistake! Hold him down!!!
(Draka tries to fight back up as X wails on him with the lead pipe! X holds down Draka with his forearm to his face and knees to the nuts straddling him this one time doing what Mike ask cause Mike can grant him one more match to even the deal against Draka)
*Johnson: Just listen, you want to challenge me Draka to put you in any kind of matchup you think your tough enough to manage! I'll tell you this, I'm not out here to break any body parts lucky for you pal! I'm out here to break your will...you want to even the score with X and he wants to even the score well then at January's Dark Dayz PPV it will be you and Xstatic in one more matchup to even that score...and Xstatic chooses the match stipulations! X, you got what you wanted now get the hell away from me before I beat your ass!
(X backs off with his hands raised as he motions for the cage to rise up and release his bride from her hell. She paces up the ring ramp and joins him almost taking out Johnson but stops herself at X's request. The insane couple heads to the back as Johnson leaves the opposite direction. Medics rush out to check on Draka and help him up. Draka tells them to get the hell away and walks on his own power to the back. Has Mike Johnson and Xstatic finally broken the will of Draka? We will find out in January when the score is settled in this best 2 out of 3 series between Draka and Xstatic)
[Commercial shows the same footage as before for the core awards ceremony on the same night as WWE Slammys award show. We then pace to the back area as Draka is walking slowly and limping to his dressing room as he is joined by his girlfriend who we don't know yet, and some of the Fallen crew. Xstatic paces into the picture with the pipe in hand as Draka readies to fight and X points the pipe at his chest to stop him.]
*X: I got what I wanted and I don't need to beat you anymore tonight...we'll save that for Dark Dayz in January! I am going to give you one last chance to admit to me in your promos that your not tough enough to play in my world! I'm going to give you a chance to beg out of this contest and go back to your little boring regular matches and leave the Hardcore to the real men. You have till PPV to back out, if I don't hear a plead of mercy and surrender I'll take it as weakness and like a caged animal, weakness is food. You got a month, make it work it loser!
(Draka is to hurt to retaliate as X pushes him back with the pipe into his crew and walks off into the distance with Pandora, that Jokerish laugh follows. Draka slams a fist into the pop machine and is not happy one bit he is banged up like he is, has X and Johnson finally gotten his number? To be continued at Dark Dayz at the end of January's PPV)
[Announcers set]
*Kevin: Whooooo! Johnson turning up the heat, first challenging Deas and now getting into the business of X and Draka!
*Kaytor: Johnson doing his thing, stepping up to the plate and making it happen here in MCW as he has been lacking under the purse straps of Tina!
*Kevin: Johnson back out here and he's a busy man tonight whats the boss gonna say now?
(Johnson walks back out to the ring ramp with the shovel over his shoulder and mic in hand)
*Johnson: Just to show you fans and the lockerroom of MCW that I wouldn't ever...dare...team with Pandora and Xstatic at the end of the year card to be held in St. Louis, I want you Xstatic in the ring...(laughs) no your not getting a beating that easy X! At that card you will be show up because I'll have some of the best Exorcism Clergy in Chicago their cause we are going to have an exorcism of Xstatic!!!! Maybe what your problem X is that your possessed by some demons or something and this might be a good way to bring you back to the right side of normal, and entertain me! (laughs) So fans, end of the year expect to see it as we are going to exorcism the demons of Xstatic!!! Thank you, enjoy the main event!
(Johnson moves to the back with a laugh, and we now notice a bottle of Jack Daniels in his hand he picks up from the ring ramp as he moves to the back.)
[Announcers set]
*Kevin S: Well then....ok, so for the first time in our fed history I believe we are going to have a public exorcism of Xstatics demons!
*Kaytor: Johnson needs to stop mixing Jack Daniels and match making, what is this going to accomplish? Does he really want to bring out the demons of Xstatic? That doesn't sound safe!
*Kevin: We never know what is going in Mike's little mental mind anymore!
*Kaytor: Well fans, time for this place to go unhinged cause its Main Event time as Said and Diamond hook it up in a regular matchup! I was told to say earlier that if Diamond uses the magic she will be suspended from MCW for 6 months.
*Kevin: A real handcuff, but she is tough she will be fine!
*Kaytor: No titles, no trophies to be on the line so lets head to the ring for action before Johnson turns this matchup into a mud wrestling match or something...yikes!
The lights turn blue and a large puff of glitter shoots up from stage and begins to rain down over a light blue circle that appears in the center of the stage. We hear the strains of Puscifier's "Rev 22:20" come playing over the PA as a very feminine, very voluptuous figure begins to slowly rise as the glitter mist slowly falls down upon her. Over her shoulders is draped a long albino python, the end of which is wrapped around her waist. It's Diamond. She's moving her hips, and undulating slowly doing a snakedance as the reptile around her shoulders slowly flicks it's tongue at her. She poses on the stage for a moment, pulling a handful of crystal dust out from somewhere, we don't know where and blows it out into the crowd. The crowd is going nuts as she continues to gyrate her hips, moving slowly down the ramp. She smiles and continues to move through the glitter mist dancing as it continues to rain down on the aisle. She reaches the ring and slowly pulls the snake off of her shoulders, putting it in the ring under the bottom rope, then slowly brings her foot up, grabbing her heel and stretching it up over her head before she places it on the ring apron, and moves snakelike sliding into the ring. She slithers along beside the snake and kisses it's head softly and stands before picking the snake gently up and placing it back around her shoulders. She struts around, going to each side of the ring, leaning over the ropes, and blowing a handful of the crystal dust out into the crowd. She walks to a corner, and leans down, putting the snake in a carrier before she leans back against the turnbuckle, waiting for her opponent to come down to the ring.
*Kevin: These fans have been waiting for it all week, some even sat outside the arena all day in the back lots hoping he would show up! He is the home town boy, the local yokel...he is Saidogai!
[Viewtron clicks on to the fans cheering showing a promotional video package of Said in various matches over the years mainly the last few seasons in the TV Title division with the likes of Pandora, Payton and others he battled for the TV Title...his title! The package plays out to the sounds of Anberlin- Paper thin Hymn. The fans are quiet watching the video, some of the younger fans are dressed up like their favorite hero. Highlites continue to roll from his recent, past wins, matches from XAW. We see him walking among the fans of Japan in the video shaking hands, talking to young kids at the hospital and finally meditating in his own place. The camera pans to various arenas throughout the journey of his career showing signs that read, "The Human Godzilla returns", "Our hero has come home to MCW", "Welcome home Said we missed you", "King of Submissions" and plenty of "Marry me" signs. The video plays out as the viewtron kicks off and the fans jump to their feet as The lights cut out and a deep red lighting soon fills the arena. The Japanese characters for "Glory" "Pride" and "Victory" flash on the tron before "Flourish" by The Contortionist rips through the PA's. Stage pyro explodes diagonally within the first ten seconds of the song and Saidogai steps through the curtain....The arena pops as fans extend their arms as The Human Godzilla passes them. Hopping up to the ring, Saidogai then steps over the top rope and b-lines it for the furthest turnbuckle to his right, stepping on top of it and stares out to the crowd, hundreds of cameras flashing. Saidogai steps down and slowly paces the ring like a caged predator, waiting for the match to start. He stops and looks to the rafters at Riozhu sitting and enjoying the show with his feet up. Said just laughs and goes about his business and looks back up, but the Fallen Angel is gone from human sight. Said pays no heed and goes about his buisness. The fans are going insane as if Elvis had returned to Graceland for one more tour from the grave. He is loved and more then not he is ready to whoooop some ass!]
*Kevin: The Japanese Rock Star has come home! Wow listen to this pop, has anyone ever gotten a bigger pop since Payton returned to New York!
*Kaytor: He is in his hometown and I know all that magic and crap that Diamond tosses at him will be overpowered by the love and admiration this place has for him! How many guys get their own promo video when in their home territory!
*Kevin: Action ready to spill out of my jokes here, so lets head to the ring.
*Kaytor: You had to ruin a good moment didn't you!
*Kevin: Its what I do man, lets head to action!
*Kaytor: What the hell now with Johnson? Can someone say buzzkill!
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{Johnson is seen backstage as he walks to the dressing room door of Diamond and opens it as all hell breaks loose with screams and threats. Mike orders them out of the dressing room as they know if they don't some sanctions will leavied.}
*Nyla: What the hell Mike? You know women do change in their, and I know you haven't ever been with a REAL woman...
*Johnson: Save it, I'm here on a mission from GOD!
*Nyla: (winces at his whiskey breath) You need to go and sober up before you make a mistake!
*Johnson: (raises the bible to her forehead tapping her drunk) Enough whore of babylon!
*Nyla: Oh he did not just call me that, hold me back!
(Fallon, Winston-Salem, Niagra, Brutas, Craigs-list and whoever the hell else her men are hold her back as Mike ushers the Christian bible holders into the dressing room. The Fallen clan protest at the church clan heading into their private space. Johnson grins and looks to the group holding his bible.)
*Johnson: Tell Diamond that if she wants to proceed to cheat and use her magic then I'm bringing in the power of Jesus!!! I'll combat her magic and evil with Jesus and the power of good...GOD be damned anyone who tries to stop me! Jesus loves you guys! (evil laugh)
(Johnson moves into the dressing room of Diamond as the Christians with the bibles and crosses enter with serious looks on their face. Nyla actually laughs and looks to her posses of men)
*Nyla: Dude has lost his fucken mind! He thinks this is going to stop her.
*Fallon: Let him have his fun, Diamond won't be happy...maybe we shouldn't tell her.
*Nyla: She already knows, we are live on the viewtron...damn it Johnson!
(We hear Mike rummaging through the dressing room as the Christian scream out bible verses and stuff is breaking as Fallen just moves to a nearby limo to chill out)
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[Announcers set]
*Kaytor: You know, Mike once got mad at me and drunk to a point he nearly locked me in a church thinking I was going to burn in a burst of flames! Hell I made a thousand dollars off the church cauffer and the pastors in a poker game, figure that one out. Nice people!
*Kevin S: You were able to walk into a church, I thought you were part Demon?
*Kaytor: Not all Demons are enemies of Jesus and God...besides, Jesus and I are cool we hang here and their watching the Saints.
*Kevin S: Jesus is a Saints fan?
*Kaytor: No he is actually a Packers fan...bet you didn't see that coming?
*Kevin: I think Said is getting pissed this match is being delayed so lets get it on like Mills Lane!
Said =vs= Diamond non title matchup. Standard matchup.
-Results: A lockup and here we go as Diamond not in a good mood backs up Said to the corner and trying to play mind games picks him up in the waist lock and puts him on the top buckle as he sits there with a laugh. She looks across at him, "Who the hell is small now huh!" She just isn't in a good mood as he hops off and nods as he locks up with her and again a struggle into the ring corner. Said picks her up by the waist and sets her on the top buckle and grins back up. She tries to hop down but he catches her with a dropkick as she falls to the ring floor and hits hard. The fans laugh and cheer as she rises up but the Human Godzilla is all over her with a flying dive Ricky Dragon style that takes her down into the railing. He picks her up after and tosses her into the fans, turns and rolls into the ring as he kneels their grinning. Diamond slowly over the barrier but Said follows as she prepares for the attack. He gives her a stiff kick to the midsection in one swipe. She bows down to her knees but seeing him walk to her, she grabs his leg and wraps it in the ring barrier. She short runs and stomps his ankle as he goes down in pain. She looks to the booing fans and fake back hands some little kids. She drags up a limping Said, locks in the backdrop, traps the leg, and runs planting him into the ring post!!! She enters the ring and glares the fans with anger in her face.
*Kaytor: I have also been around this chick and she is not one to play with. A lot of people don't understand the stuff she does has a special effect on you if you mess with her.
*Kevin Snyder: She's a mean one, you don't piss in Diamonds cornflakes or she'll turn you into a horned toad or some shit!
*Kaytor: Your a moron man, stop reading those Halloween stories. She practices the art of self healing, protection and whatever else she can do to help herself in life...nothing wrong with that!
*Kevin: Told again to get back to the match, got ya guys! Word from the back Kaytor that Johnson has a full prayer group of Christians praying over the room, and a reminder that in two weeks we see the first ever from what I know...Demon Exorcism of a Pro Wrestler at Johnson's request! (laughs)
-Results: Said in a bad way as he holds his ankle as she locks in the Del Rio arm breaker and drops down on his arm and shoulder. She heads to the top buckle and flies off nailing a nice knee drop to his arm and shoulder again as she works that injured shoulder of Saids done up by Deas this last set of cards. Said shaking off the pain as he struggles to the ring corner and back kick to her midsection, a chop with the good arm and rocking her as she faulters to her knees. Said grabs her up and locks in the reverse camel clutch and drives her into the ring mat with the slam, and now he holds the move as an overhead wrist lock submission! Diamond is struggling as her arm is trapped and she can tap out here, nice reversal on a slam to a submission move! She wiggles to the ring ropes quickly as the referee calls for the break, and rake to the eyes of Said with those crazy finger nails. No telling what she has hidden under those things for usage. Said backs out holding his face and eyes as she charges and slams his head into the ring buckle as he faulters to his knees. She kicks him down to his knees and locks in illegal face lock and choke outside of the ring. The ref gives the count and she breaks it arguing with him, but she turns into a rage of chops and kicks as he rises up for his fans and his nation!
*Kevin: You got to love the heart and fire of this man, she has nearly tore his face off and he still fires back! He picks her up in the waistlock and spinning running backbreaker!!!
*Kaytor: She is getting worked...(looks at Kevin) don't bite on that one buddy its not free! (laughs) Said locks in the German Suplex and drops her to the ring mat!
*Kevin: Second one moving in that same direction and he picks her up....a third maybe?
*Kaytor: Don't mind if I do! He picks her up again and third one into the ring mat!!! (Slams his hand into the table as Kevin jumps and he laughs) Hiroshima Suplex!!!
*Kevin: You almost spilled my soda you nut!
*Kaytor: Better your soda then your blood!
-Results: Diamond is done as Said sets up for the Buzzsaw Kick and she rises to her knees as he spins out the kick, she pulls the referee into the kick!!! He goes out and down into the ring floor hurt. Said quickly access the situation as she reaches into her back for the diamond dust near the ring ropes! Styles is back out as he fights with her for the bag and finally the dust goes everywhere and hits Diamond in the face as she screams in pain! Styles wearing a pair of vintage avation goggles to protect himself takes the rest of the bag and bails up the ring ramp. Diamond stumbles into the ring right into a Samurai Crossface (Crippler Crossface)! She is struggling to break free as she taps out but the referee is slow to get into the ring. Said could hold this move all night as he sees her tapping out and this matchup is over with! Said has won in his home land and the fans are going crazy. Styles cost Diamond the opportunity of the referee out on the floor and you know this thing between her and Styles is not done. Said joins the fans in the crowd as the show ends with a blinded Diamond looking up the ring ramp at Styles who is pouring out her bag of Crystal dust into the ring ramp!
*Kevin:Fans I want to thank Mike, Stan and Ross for letting myself and Kaytor come out here and enjoy this commentary! Thanks again dad!
*Kaytor: Yeah thanks again dad! (laughs)
*Kevin: We'll see you fans at the award show in Vegas for the award show in two weeks. Till then...peace out!
(The show ends to the sounds of So Cold by Breaking Benjamins as Said celebrates with the fans, Styles enjoys taking away Diamonds momentum as he stands on the ring ramp in his aviation goggles, and Diamond fumes in the ring. She is going to have some payback to dish out next card. Show ends their.)
THE END